SatinKitty Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send a bunch of cat girls to chase him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hire the infamous fantasy barbarian Lactose The Intolerant to destroy him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: Death Kittens. NT: Unexpected uses for SPAM. (The pseudo-meat, not the mail) Difficulty: Does not involve eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: Death Kittens. NT: Unexpected uses for SPAM. (The pseudo-meat, not the mail) Difficulty: Does not involve eating it. zombie repellant spam filter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: Death Kittens. NT: Unexpected uses for SPAM. (The pseudo-meat, not the mail) Difficulty: Does not involve eating it. Eating SPAM is an unexpected use for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for SPAM. (The pseudo-meat' date=' not the mail) Difficulty: Does not involve eating it.[/quote'] Making a museum about it in an attempt to draw tourists to your town. NT: Thrilling and potentially dangerous ways to try to draw tourists to your town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thrilling and potentially dangerous ways to try to draw tourists to your town. Schedule a concert by Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thrilling and potentially dangerous ways to try to draw tourists to your town. Schedule a Pirate Convention and a Ninja Convention. At the same time. In the same hotel. And shut down all but one restroom per gender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Thrilling and potentially dangerous ways to try to draw tourists to your town. Schedule a Furries LARP Convention and an SCA Convention on the same weekend. Hire plants to infiltrate both conventions and spread rumors that the other guys are saying unkind, unprofessional, and/or unsavory things about them. Sit back with a tub of popcorn and watch. New Topic: Unexpected product endorsements from high-profile professional athletes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected product endorsements from high-profile professional athletes. "And that's why I eat Spam. Mmm-mmm good!" Could be any high-profile pro athlete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hello, this is Shawn Kemp for Trojan Condoms...man if Only I had had these before." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected product endorsements from high-profile professional athletes. "I'm Barry Bonds for Flaxseed oil" NT: Other things LeBron James didn't want shown besides the tape where he was dunked on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The one where the cops pulled him over for speeding and he tried to get out of it by doing a Judy Garland impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things LeBron James didn't want shown besides the tape where he was dunked on. That night with the two midgets, the goat, the tub of lard, and the marching band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That night with the two midgets' date=' the goat, the tub of lard, and the marching band.[/quote'] You mean I'm not the only one to do that? NT: Other things LeBron James didn't want shown besides the tape where he was dunked on. His audition to America's Got Talent where he tongue-kissed David Hasselhoff. NT: Stupidest act to appear on America's Got Talent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupidest act to appear on America's Got Talent "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, and--" "Next!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupidest act to appear on America's Got Talent "Hi, my name's David. I'm a Julliard-trained classical pianist, and tonight I'll be performing 'Four Minutes Thirty-three Seconds' by John Cage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Piers Morgan. And it isn't an act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams is being remade in the wake of Health and Safety concerns and Political Correctness but also has to be made relevant to the 21st Century. What happens ? (Storylines or cast or anything else, no prohibitions). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I still don't watch it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams is being remade in the wake of Health and Safety concerns and Political Correctness but also has to be made relevant to the 21st Century. What happens ? (Storylines or cast or anything else' date=' no prohibitions).[/quote'] The bear eats him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams is being remade in the wake of Health and Safety concerns and Political Correctness but also has to be made relevant to the 21st Century. What happens ? (Storylines or cast or anything else' date=' no prohibitions).[/quote'] Grizzly Adams is a truck driver, and the bear is now a chimp. Together, they drive across the country fighting crime and helping people out. The truck has an Obama sticker, so now it's relevant. So there. NT: Unique ways chimps can help you fight crime. Difficulty--no poop or banana jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unique ways chimps can help you fight crime. Difficulty--no poop or banana jokes. They can climb into places you can't reach, then come back and unlock the door for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unique ways chimps can help you fight crime. Difficulty--no poop or banana jokes. Bullet shields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unique ways chimps can help you fight crime. Difficulty--no poop or banana jokes. They can drive better than you do. Which isn;t saying much. NT: Subtle signs that this thirty-hour-straight car trip to GenCon wasn't such a good idea after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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