Pariah Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is Michael Vick doing today now that he's a free man? Still wondering how Donte’ Stallworth got out in 24 days. New Topic: Inappropriate color combinations for superhero (or supervillain) uniforms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Inappropriate color combinations for superhero (or supervillain) uniforms. Orange, purple, and green. For anyone, really, has no connection to it being a uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Black and white horizontal stripes as it makes you look like a criminal which is not a good idea if you are a hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Inappropriate color combinations for superhero (or supervillain) uniforms. Flesh Tones. people will laugh at you for going into battle "naked". NT: Subtle signs that you really should be wearing some clothing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The police say that they will arrest you for indecent exposure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really should be wearing some clothing right now. "Hey, honey? Bring out the steaks, I'm gonna light the barbecue." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really should be wearing some clothing right now. "Sir, your audience with the pope begins in five minutes. Please put some pants on." NT: Creative ways to annoy the pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to annoy the pope. Show up for your audience in torn jeans and a Sinaed O'Connor T-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Like My new Hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Creative ways to annoy the pope. Flatten the tires of the Popemobile NT: Michael Vick's prison memoirs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Michael Vick's prison memoirs "Day 1: What have I done? I can't believe I got thrown in prison. Day 7: Movie tonight. 101 Dalmatians. That Cruella de Ville has style. Day 22: Really craving Korean food." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Michael Vick's prison memoirs Title: "The Worst Fumble Ever - Irish Spring Is Slippery" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Michael Vick's prison memoirs "At least dogs don't generally have shivs..." NT: The worst imaginable improvised melee weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "At least dogs don't generally have shivs..." NT: The worst imaginable improvised melee weapon. A whip made from Licorice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst imaginable improvised melee weapon. A sumo wrestler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst imaginable improvised melee weapon. A baseball bat made of Jello gelatin. NT: Things that should be made from Jello gelatin. Extra points for specific flavors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should be made from Jello gelatin. Extra points for specific flavors. The "bath" I'm going to be taking with 4 sets of identical twins. Flavor? The flavor of what?? Who'd notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should be made from Jello gelatin. Extra points for specific flavors. Baseballs. I would dearly love to see the look on a batter's face as he takes a swing at the ball and *kerSPLAT*. "WTF??!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threnody Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should be made from Jello gelatin. Extra points for specific flavors. Padded bras. Just because. And should be 'vailable in yer choice of flavors. NT: What else to make padded bras outta. Limit: must be crazy or even impossible; nothin' sensible, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ewoks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else to make padded bras outta. Limit: must be crazy or even impossible; nothin' sensible' date=' now. [/quote'] Football pads. Not comfortable, not sexy, but you'll never have to fear a stray elbow in the elevator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What else to make padded bras outta. Limit: must be crazy or even impossible; nothin' sensible' date=' now. [/quote'] My hands. NT: What was the REAL cause of the solar eclipse in Asia yesterday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My hands. NT: What was the REAL cause of the solar eclipse in Asia yesterday? The Death Star was put into the wrong parking orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was the REAL cause of the solar eclipse in Asia yesterday? Illuminati conspiracy, just like the fake moon landing 40 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Bunny's Ego casting its loathsome shadow NT: Egads ! Milkman Dan is on the loose ! How shall we stop him ? Difficulty Milkman Dan is immune to dairy products, to diariesa and to things that affect dairy products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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