death tribble Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wizards debuts D+D 4.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises at GenCon this year. Ruby Rocket shows up dressed as Silk Spectre. The first one. In her retirement home outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises at GenCon this year. Hero 6th outsells everything else in the exhibit hall. That would be good, but it would definitely be a susprise. NT: Subtle signs that the man administering the drug testing for NASCAR has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man administering the drug testing for NASCAR has lost his mind. "Yew cain't drive this week on account a' ya tested positive fer brie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man administering the drug testing for NASCAR has lost his mind. "You want me to do WHAT in a cup?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man administering the drug testing for NASCAR has lost his mind. "Sir, you have a blood alcohol level of 1.5 percent. That's nowhere NEAR high enough." (I don't know what blood alcohol level would be 'blitzed out of one's head', just grabbed a number at random.) NT: Unusual things to sell via telemarketing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Planets. Full size planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual things to sell via telemarketing. Vials of Yersinia pestis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sir, you have a blood alcohol level of 1.5 percent. That's nowhere NEAR high enough." (I don't know what blood alcohol level would be 'blitzed out of one's head', just grabbed a number at random.) 0.08% is considered drunk. 1.5%? Yeesh. NT: Unusual things to sell via telemarketing. "Sir, we're selling correspondence college courses. If you don't buy them, there's a good chance you'll wind up as a telemarketer at some point. Now, would you like two dozen classes, or three?" NT: Creative ways to get telemarketers to stop calling you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to get telemarketers to stop calling you. Respond with something like, "Hello, this is the Organ Donor Hotline. We really need lungs and heart valves right now. Can I please get your name and location so that we can send someone to pick up yours?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Respond with a pause and then in a deep breathy voice say 'What are you wearing ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'll take a dozen. Got change for a booger?" NT: Ways to spend a hot afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ways to spend a hot afternoon. Inside, with the air conditioner on, a tall glass of ice water on hand, and watching Internet porn ... I mean, playing Facebook games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to spend a hot afternoon. Thinking that it's got to be cooler in Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat By the pool, even if no one else with you actually swims. NT: What you want or what you got for your 40th birthday: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you want or what you got for your 40th birthday: A very large Tenderloin at Sayler's Old Country Kitchen on Portland's East Side. I highly recommend it to any carnivore visiting Portland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you want or what you got for your 40th birthday: A surprise luau picnic (hosted by the lovely and talented Lady Pariah), complete with a new Hawaiian shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you want or what you got for your 40th birthday: Older. That's all I got. NT: Signs of the coming apocalypse, that turned out not to be signs of the coming apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs of the coming apocalypse' date=' that turned out not to be signs of the coming apocalypse.[/quote'] Death on a Pale Horse, who was actually just the oldest living member of the local Equestrian Society out getting ready for the Memorial Day parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs of the coming apocalypse, that turned out not to be signs of the coming apocalypse. President Obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Women getting the vote. NT: Surprising things for a volcano to do (Difficulty no saying erupting or not erupting lava. Erupting cheesecake(s) would be allowable. Not erupting cheesecakes is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat inviting everyone over for BBQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Erupting grues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprising things for a volcano to do (Difficulty no saying erupting or not erupting lava. Erupting cheesecake(s) would be allowable. Not erupting cheesecakes is not. Win the Tour de France. NT: Other people or things you'd be surprised to see win the Tour de France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other people or things you'd be surprised to see win the Tour de France. A Frenchman. How long has it been since a Frenchman won the Tour de France? It's almost as rare as an Briitsh player winning Wimbledon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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