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NT: Subtle signs that the man administering the drug testing for NASCAR has lost his mind.

 

"Sir, you have a blood alcohol level of 1.5 percent. That's nowhere NEAR high enough."

 

(I don't know what blood alcohol level would be 'blitzed out of one's head', just grabbed a number at random.)

 

NT: Unusual things to sell via telemarketing.

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"Sir, you have a blood alcohol level of 1.5 percent. That's nowhere NEAR high enough."

 

(I don't know what blood alcohol level would be 'blitzed out of one's head', just grabbed a number at random.)

 

0.08% is considered drunk. 1.5%? Yeesh.

 

NT: Unusual things to sell via telemarketing.

 

"Sir, we're selling correspondence college courses. If you don't buy them, there's a good chance you'll wind up as a telemarketer at some point. Now, would you like two dozen classes, or three?"

 

NT: Creative ways to get telemarketers to stop calling you.

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NT: Creative ways to get telemarketers to stop calling you.

 

Respond with something like, "Hello, this is the Organ Donor Hotline. We really need lungs and heart valves right now. Can I please get your name and location so that we can send someone to pick up yours?"

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NT: Signs of the coming apocalypse' date=' that turned out not to be signs of the coming apocalypse.[/quote']

 

Death on a Pale Horse, who was actually just the oldest living member of the local Equestrian Society out getting ready for the Memorial Day parade.

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