Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I should take care of the mouse I'm pretty sure I heard in the wall last night. Feed it peanut butter. Mice love peanuit butter, and you'll be taking good care of .... wait a minute.... NT: Subtle signs that the exterminator you just hired to purge your home of vermin is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He uses a flame thrower the minute he sees them. Inside the house..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's a former golf course groundskeeper. (Caddyshack) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the exterminator you just hired to purge your home of vermin is out of his mind. "No, no, no poison. Just my flute, I'll lead them away. Oh, and I just can't play quite so musically if I'm wearing pants, so I'm not putting any on." NT: Shocking revelations from Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She talks about her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps, check them out ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Shocking revelations from Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings. When she points out that her name is an anagram of "Yo, Sir Satan, Mooo!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Shocking revelations from Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings. She's an actual human being with a life. Some people just can't stand that thought. NT: Inappropriate replacements if Sotomayor is not confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She's an actual human being with a life. Some people just can't stand that thought. NT: Inappropriate replacements if Sotomayor is not confirmed. Mahmoud Amadinejhad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate replacements if Sotomayor is not confirmed. Harriet Miers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate replacements if Sotomayor is not confirmed. Anyone the Republicans would actually nominate. NT: Why is one of my guitars' fretboards so dirty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You tried playing it while making mudpies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your E sting is much too sharp. Not sharp as in tuning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The cockroaches were having an orgy and it got out of hand. NT: Political events that would be improved by hysterical sports commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Political events that would be improved by hysterical sports commentary A summit meeting between Vladimir Putin and Hillary Rodham Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Political events that would be improved by hysterical sports commentary All of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Political events that would be improved by hysterical sports commentary "Truman defeats Dewey! Truman defeats Dewey! Do you believe in miracles? ... YES! Oh my!" NT: Celebrities that should never run for office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Political events that would be improved by hysterical sports commentary The Sotomayor confirmation hearings. NT: Subtle signs that your congresswoman is really Batgirl in her Secret ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Celebrities that should never run for office "I'm Mickey Mouse, and I approve this message." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Celebrities that should never run for office All of them. Honestly. NT: Subtle signs that your congresswoman is really Batgirl in her Secret ID. She pushes through a tax exemption for utility belt supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Celebrities that should never run for office Brett Favre. NT: Subtle signs that your congresswoman is really Batgirl in her Secret ID. The wheelchair. NT: Ways you would perk up Barbara Gordon on the anniversary of the Joker paralyzing her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brett Favre. The wheelchair. NT: Ways you would perk up Barbara Gordon on the anniversary of the Joker paralyzing her. Get one of those super-brains to fix her spine. Seriously, why hasn't this been done yet? Right, right, because superpowers can't change the world too much, or things might start making sense might not be recognizable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you would perk up Barbara Gordon on the anniversary of the Joker paralyzing her. A night on the town with Jason Todd. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brett Favre. The wheelchair. NT: Ways you would perk up Barbara Gordon on the anniversary of the Joker paralyzing her. LOL... I would rep if I could. Hey... maybe your going to hell, but at least you're driving the bus. Remind her that she is a comic book character and it would only take the right writer to make her walk again. NT: Surprises at the MLB All-Star Game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises at the MLB All-Star Game Brett Favre plays center field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat LOL... I would rep if I could. Hey... maybe your going to hell, but at least you're driving the bus. Remind her that she is a comic book character and it would only take the right writer to make her walk again. NT: Surprises at the MLB All-Star Game Ninjas. A completely un-connected ninja battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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