MilkmanDan Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely animal species to be uplifted into secret agents. Mutant seven-toed tree sloths. Tragically, the extra toes are their only mutation. NT: Other worthless animal mutations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other worthless animal mutations. unfortunately, for most of humanity it seems Intelligence is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat unfortunately' date=' for most of humanity it seems Intelligence is.[/quote'] That's not a worthless mutation, it's just not a very common one. NT: Other worthless animal mutations. Hereford cattle with green hair for camouflage purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where having super-strength is of absolutely no help. Getting a date for Gen Con! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other worthless animal mutations. Being a uniform emerald green. NT: Uses for a purple cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for a purple cow. A Practical joke at AA meetings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for a purple cow. Tasty, if occasionally oddly-colored, milk, cheese, and sour cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for a purple cow. Official mascot for Minnesota Vikings fans from Wisconsin. NT: How should the city of Green Bay react when Brett Favre signs with the Vikings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How should the city of Green Bay react when Brett Favre signs with the Vikings? With complete and utter apathy. Which, to my mind, is how any sensible person ought to be reacting to anything concerning Brett Favre these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How should the city of Green Bay react when Brett Favre signs with the Vikings? Declare war on Minnesota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How should the city of Green Bay react when Brett Favre signs with the Vikings? Jersey Demolition Day. NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have taken that grenade launcher to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are an Avon Lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have taken that grenade launcher to work. You used it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jersey Demolition Day. NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have taken that grenade launcher to work. Your office is surrounded by Main Battle Tanks. Should have taken more firepower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst......Narf ! New Topic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your office/home is invaded by a satanic kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your office/home is invaded by a satanic kitty. Aren,t they all? and stop saying Feed me Seymour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your office/home is invaded by a satanic kitty. We'd need to get a Saint in there to perform an exorcism. Saint Bernard, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bad pun. Very bad pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your office/home is invaded by a satanic kitty. How can you tell? it sleeps all the time. NT: Ways for your dog to outsmart your cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways for your dog to outsmart your cat. Cheezburger in the dryer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It sticks up a sign saying 'Bones ! This Way !' pointing towards the edge of a cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways for your dog to outsmart your cat. Hire someone smarter than a dog to do it. NT: Ways I should take care of the mouse I'm pretty sure I heard in the wall last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hire someone smarter than a dog to do it. NT: Ways I should take care of the mouse I'm pretty sure I heard in the wall last night. Let your house be invaded by a satanic kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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