death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lyre, Cheatum and Lynch, Attornies at law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Way-wrong names for businesses. "Velcome to Von Poopeneaten's German Restaurant!" NT: Ways you would improve the running of the bulls in Pamplona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Ways you would improve the running of the bulls in Pamplona. Run them down Wall Street in New York City instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Yeah, I went there! NT: Ways you would improve the running of the bulls in Pamplona. They're bulls... with frickin lasers on their heads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blindfold the runners..... NT: Ways to liven up the New Year's Day parade in New York (Inspired by an odd thought I had with a TV reporter interviewing the official carnival parade sniper). Difficulty: No snipers, attacks by helicoptors or aircraft or armoured fighting vehicles. Preferably non-violent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to liven up the New Year's Day parade in New York Make it "clothing-optional". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blindfold the runners..... NT: Ways to liven up the New Year's Day parade in New York (Inspired by an odd thought I had with a TV reporter interviewing the official carnival parade sniper). Difficulty: No snipers, attacks by helicoptors or aircraft or armoured fighting vehicles. Preferably non-violent. "...It's not easy finding a zombie T-Rex..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to liven up the New Year's Day parade in New York Two words: Tar Pits NT: Subtle signs that the organizers of the Tour de France bicycle race have lost their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the organizers of the Tour de France bicycle race have lost their collective minds. Next year, stages three, twelve, and seventeen are going to be run in Malaysia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words: Tar Pits NT: Subtle signs that the organizers of the Tour de France bicycle race have lost their collective minds. "We decided to make it the Tour de France motocross this year." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Changed name to Tour De Freedom NT: Best excuse EVAR to be late for dinner with your in-laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You were both at the hospital where your wife was giving birth to their first grandchild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Changed name to Tour De Freedom NT: Best excuse EVAR to be late for dinner with your in-laws. "Time-traveled back ten thousand years, to a galaxy far, far away... ...We're Jedi now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best excuse EVAR to be late for dinner with your in-laws. "Well, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel showed up at my door and demanded a threesome for the last four hours." Well, my in-laws may not think that's the best excuse EVAR, but I sure would... NT: As long as I'm delusional, I may as well ___________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As long as I'm delusional' date=' I may as well ___________________![/quote'] take that trip to Wellington to see the Hobbit Town I'd been planning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As long as I'm delusional' date=' I may as well ___________________![/quote'] Create entire imaginary worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Declare war on Arizona NT: All surfers must die ! (This means the ocean riders not Internet browsing) Creative ways to bring about their downfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: All surfers must die ! (This means the ocean riders not Internet browsing) Creative ways to bring about their downfall. Change the worlds oceans into acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: All surfers must die ! (This means the ocean riders not Internet browsing) Creative ways to bring about their downfall. Ice-9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: All surfers must die ! (This means the ocean riders not Internet browsing) Creative ways to bring about their downfall. Tiny motorboat-driving suicide bomber wombats. NT: Ways to rid the world of an army of evil wombats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to rid the world of an army of evil wombats. Raise an army of evil dingos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to rid the world of an army of evil wombats. Summon the Shogun Warrior best suited to the job, WOMBATTRA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to rid the world of an army of evil wombats. Call Perry the Platypus. NT: Unlikely animal species to be uplifted into secret agents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely animal species to be uplifted into secret agents. Three-toed tree sloths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Say, where's Perry? NT: Unlikely animal species to be uplifted into secret agents. Four-toed tree sloths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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