Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: George Lucas' date=' Joe Q, and M.Night Shamalan (sp?) produce a movie together. What is it?[/quote'] For the trick ending, the hero is actually a zombie ape, as is everybody else in the cast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Freeze Joe Q into a glacier and leave him there. NT: George Lucas, Joe Q, and M.Night Shamalan (sp?) produce a movie together. What is it? A disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Speed Racer. What do you mean someone has already done this ? NT: World's worst person to tell you good news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst person to tell you good news teh_bunneh, because the good news is likely to be followed by a gratuitous decapitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst person to tell you good news The TV weatherman. Seriously, the guy can't get the weather right more than 25% of the time! What would that mean about the "good news" he's telling me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst person to tell you good news Any network news anchor. NT: Subtle signs that the reporter on the scene while your house is burning down is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the reporter on the scene while your house is burning down is out of his mind. "Hey," the reporter yells, "does anyone have any marshmellows?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He says "Let me help" and urinates on the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the reporter on the scene while your house is burning down is out of his mind. "Lemme read this . . . 'care-oh-seen'. Hey, it's a liquid! That should help put out the fire, right? Let's dump a whole barrelful on it!" New Topic: Novel ways to treat the symptoms of stomach flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Novel ways to treat the symptoms of stomach flu. With apologies to Michael Keating and Paul Darrow: "I have an awful pain in my stomach." "Have you considered amputation?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Novel ways to treat the symptoms of stomach flu. Carpet Bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ice cream NT: Your favorite common delusion about computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You like me. You really, really like me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ice cream NT: Your favorite common delusion about computers. Oooooooh.... porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite common delusion about computers. That we can't live without them. Of course, we'd have to back to doing NGD by telegraph.... New Topic: Technological advances we could really do without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Technological advances we could really do without. Twitter :bmk::bmk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Technological advances we could really do without. Japanese robot teachers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Technological advances we could really do without. The cellular phone. Really, didn't anyone think through the consequences of this? NT: Subtle signs that you bought the wrong mobile phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The cellular phone. Really, didn't anyone think through the consequences of this? NT: Subtle signs that you bought the wrong mobile phone. The bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you bought the wrong mobile phone. It's in my shoe, and apparently, the number some guy has to speed-dial me is 86. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you bought the wrong mobile phone. Your friend Chuck tells you it looks an awful lot like an NSA Incinerator. New Topic: Features you wish your cell phone had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Features you wish your cell phone had. "Disintegrate" setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Features you wish your cell phone had. Add days without adding minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat flush telemarketers setting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT foxbat twitter messages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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