Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Highway Patrol on their lunch hour, writing down license plates "just in case". NT: Signs the cop who just pulled you over for a broken taillight is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the cop who just pulled you over for a broken taillight is out of his mind. You're walking. Naked. Holding a bloody machete and the head of your neighbor. And all he mentions is the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He walks up to your car, naked, holding a machete in one hand and the head of your neighbour in the other and all he mentions is the tail light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the cop who just pulled you over for a broken taillight is out of his mind. Q: "Sir, get out of the car slowly, keep your hands up and in sight, and leave the neutrinos in the seat. We don't any arrests for assault with a deadly lepton." NT: Unpleasant consequences after the undead are given the right to vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unpleasant consequences after the undead are given the right to vote. (I thought they already do in Chicago?) Politicians start promising a "Brain in every Pot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unpleasant consequences after the undead are given the right to vote. Everyone who voted for Strom Thurmond between 1954 and 2003 get to vote for him again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The undead can now run for office as well. Roscoe Conkling (R-NY) has just won his thirty-fifth term in the Senate, giving an entire new meaning to the term "Spoils System". NT: Subtle signs that it might have been a bad idea to hire Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton to babysit your little girls (ages 6 and 8) while you went out to dinner with your spouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it might have been a bad idea to hire Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton to babysit your little girls (ages 6 and 8) while you went out to dinner with your spouse. They've thrown out all their underwear and refuse to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You come home and see police cars and television vans. Outside your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it might have been a bad idea to hire Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton to babysit your little girls (ages 6 and 8) while you went out to dinner with your spouse. All the Barbie dolls have hangovers the next morning. New Topic: The opening sentence(s) to Death Tribble's autobiography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The opening sentence(s) to Death Tribble's autobiography. "I took Kirk's women for my own, of course." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The opening sentence(s) to Death Tribble's autobiography. "This is a testament to the power of outrage against those who defame Gillian Anderson, and of the creature who harnessed that power to the uttermost limits of human experience." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The opening sentence(s) to Death Tribble's autobiography. "In the Beginning, Death Tribble made the heavens and the earth . . ." NT: As High Priest in the church of Death Tribble, what is your first responsibility? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As High Priest in the church of Death Tribble' date=' what is your first responsibility?[/quote'] Collecting tithes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "In the Beginning, Death Tribble made the heavens and the earth . . ." NT: As High Priest in the church of Death Tribble, what is your first responsibility? Collecting pictures of Gillian Anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As High Priest in the church of Death Tribble, what is your first responsibility? Feeding arrogant colonials to the spiders. NT: What will be the greatest rival to the Church of Death Tribble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will be the greatest rival to the Church of Death Tribble? The vile Cult of the Giant Lizard, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Feeding arrogant colonials to the spiders. NT: What will be the greatest rival to the Church of Death Tribble? Vaccuum CLeaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What will be the greatest rival to the Church of Death Tribble? The Brotherhood of the Most Holy Duchovny. NT: What the Church of Death Tribble serves for communion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat TNT: What the Church of Death Tribble serves for communion. Bread and wine, of course. And if the bread just happens to be part of a tasty sandwich, so much the better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the Church of Death Tribble serves for communion. The Body and Blood of The Last Komodo Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bazza (Some people here know too mush. I must take steps) NT: What the board members get upto while Steve Long and the moderators are not around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the board members get upto while Steve Long and the moderators are not around. Start rock-n-roll hotel over objections over other boardfolk; eventually win over everyone thanks to hard work, dedication, and comical montages with a background of guitar-laced 80s power-pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the board members get upto while Steve Long and the moderators are not around. A grand game of cutthroat Parcheesi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the board members get upto while Steve Long and the moderators are not around. A rousing game of d20. (Before people shout "kill the heretic!", it's just to remind ourselves how great the HERO system really is.) NT: Things that make an NGD board member a heretic (other than pointing out that Gillian Anderson only looks "kinda nice"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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