Basil Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're all covered in ferrous chrome' date=' and I'm covered in ferrous chrome too, and we're both full to the brim of state-of-the-art uninsulated electronics and high explosives. And this is such a fabulous view from this high, completely open and uncovered hilltop. I love being a full-conversion cyborg, don't you? [i']Let's make out![/i]" NT: Particularly unwise indoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Removing the roof. NT: Particularly wise outdoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly wise outdoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Hmm... These Christmas lights need taken down. bzzzt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Making out like you life depends on it. (I think it's wise and that's all that counts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Providing massive defibrillator charges to people you've sewn together from the pieces of other people who no longer needed them. Well, at least it's wise if you happen to also think sewing together people from the pieces of other people who no longer needed them is, itself, wise. NT: Uses for a Paladin who's been rendered utterly immobile yet is, amazingly, still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for a Paladin who's been rendered utterly immobile yet is, amazingly, still alive. Have the Barbarian carry him to get teh protection for evil and fear auras for the rest of the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat An interesting 'hood' ornament for your chariot or larger land transport or as a very interesting ship figurehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Uses for a Paladin who's been rendered utterly immobile yet is' date=' amazingly, still alive.[/quote'] target practise NP : Stylish applications of your new Paladin-skin trophy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst ! Dr Hoz ! New Topic please ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst ! Dr Hoz ! New Topic please ! done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NP : Stylish applications of your new Paladin-skin trophy Can you say "Holy Real Doll"? 'Cause I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yes, just put it over there by the rogue. No, I had to take it out of the Den of Evil -- it would NEVER match the carpeting!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NP : Stylish applications of your new Paladin-skin trophy "Here, Lionel, put this in Nicole's room. Maybe it'll keep her out of trouble." New Topic - Let The Punishment Fit The Crime: Celebrities Behaving Badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic - Let The Punishment Fit The Crime: Celebrities Behaving Badly "I hearby sentence to One Year of Social Invisibility. Now get out of my courtroom, whoever the hell you -- wait, was somebody here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Russell Crowe has to work in a hotel and the staff get to throw mobile phones at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic - Let The Punishment Fit The Crime: Celebrities Behaving Badly Paris Hilton has to wear fourteen pairs of underwear at all times. NT: Creative ways to offend the Amish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Prove that the Horse was invented in 1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to offend the Amish. Go on and on to them about how much you loved the Osmonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to offend the Amish. Send them all self-help DVDs titled "How to live a better life, simply". NT: The most worthless article of clothing you can imaging being received as a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most worthless article of clothing you can imaging being received as a gift. Paris, Lindsay, or any of the other 'pop tarts' receiving a nun's habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most worthless article of clothing you can imaging being received as a gift. A Bow Tie. I sometimes wear a long tie, but never a bowtie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most worthless article of clothing you can imaging being received as a gift. Pants. I mean, why bother? NT: Instead of skateboarding or BMX, extreme sports in Iraq include ______, ______, and _____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Instead of skateboarding or BMX, extreme sports in Iraq include ______, ______, and _____. A winning Soccer team, automatic weapons, and no helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grenade dodging, Sand surfing, and Walking around in public without a burqa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Instead of skateboarding or BMX' date=' extreme sports in Iraq include ______, ______, and _____.[/quote'] shopping, walking outside in the hours of daylight and worshipping the wrong sect of Islam NT: Cheerleaders do not make good ______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cheerleaders do not make good ______________________ hamburger mince. not enough fat to hold the mince together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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