Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I don't want you to talk' date=' Mr. Bond; I want you to _______________.[/quote'] Impregnate my daughters. All seven of them. While I watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I don't want you to talk, Mr. Bond; I want you to _______________. Sing the Pirates of Penzance for the entertainment at my dinner party tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I don't want you to talk, Mr. Bond; I want you to _______________. be honest with me. I mean, I ask everyone around here, but will they tell the evil despot what they really think? Noooooooo, can't do that. It's always "Mr. Evil Guy's gonna dump me in the lava" or "Our evil overlord will feed me to the sharks!" Sure, I can fly off the handle, but if I ask them a question, is a straight answer such a hard thing to give? Anyways, do I look fat in these pants? NT: We had Live Aid for African aid and Live Earth for global warming. What we need now is Live ______ for _______________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We had Live Aid for African aid and Live Earth for global warming. What we need now is Live ______ for _______________________. Live Sheep for Mightybec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We had Live Aid for African aid and Live Earth for global warming. What we need now is Live ______ for _______________________. Live Mars for the bolt-hole we'll need when the fan really gets hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Culture for Macrobiotic Liberation NT : Poorly-chosen subheadings for your comic of choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Poorly-chosen subheadings for your comic of choice X-Men: Watching Rogue and Storm get progressively bustier since 1986! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Poorly-chosen subheadings for your comic of choice Justice League of America--Kicking the Kryptonite Out of the Room Since 1960. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ROM, No my head is not a toaster. NT: Poorly Concieved Resort Commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The ones that show people trying to ski in the Summer due to Black Out Dates on their frequent flier plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Come to Harrah's Baghdad! Most of the cars and vans in the parking lot don't explode! Really!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Poorly Concieved Resort Commercials. "Guantanamo Beach Luxury Resort. Upwind of that other place you've heard of, and almost out of hearing, too." NT: The last situation in real life you really wanted a disintegrator pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Guantanamo Beach Luxury Resort. Upwind of that other place you've heard of, and almost out of hearing, too." NT: The last situation in real life you really wanted a disintegrator pistol. When standing in line, any line, you've got to ask: Are these people's lives worth more than your personal convenience? In that situation, sometimes, an honest answer will leave you wishing for a disintegrator pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The last situation in real life you really wanted a disintegrator pistol. I had chili the other night and, well, the plunger was downstairs, and . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Portland Building is one hell of an ugly piece of architecture. NT: Subtle signs that your new four-bedroom, three-bath ranch-style home once belonged to a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your new four-bedroom' date=' three-bath ranch-style home once belonged to a superhero.[/quote'] "Check it out, I open Shakespeare's head, and there's a button ... and then the bookcase slides open and there are these poles ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your new four-bedroom' date=' three-bath ranch-style home once belonged to a superhero.[/quote'] Three parallel slash marks all over walls, huge stack of empty beer cans in back yard, settings on blender go from "bub" to "snikt" instead of 1 to 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your new four-bedroom' date=' three-bath ranch-style home once belonged to a superhero.[/quote'] There are six sub-basement levels, the lowest of which is actually just a glorified cave. New Topic: You've got exactly one dose of Truth Serum. Who do you use it on, and what single question do you ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've got exactly one dose of Truth Serum. Who do you use it on' date=' and what single question do you ask?[/quote'] On God, to ask "Why does Kim Possible have a picture of Shego in her locker?" At least that's what I'd do if I were Andy Weir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've got exactly one dose of Truth Serum. Who do you use it on' date=' and what single question do you ask?[/quote'] I'd ask William Shatner exactly how much plastic surgery he's had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, Hillary, are you ever going to ditch that cheating bastard?" NT: Slogans for Foxbat's surprisingly adept presidential campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Slogans for Foxbat's surprisingly adept presidential campaign. "The Democrats don't have a plan. The Republicans have a bad plan ... but me, I have ... A MASTER PLAN!" alternately: "Honesty ... an important quality in a crook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Don't vote for people who pretend they are not idiots, vote for me I am an idiot' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Slogans for Foxbat's surprisingly adept presidential campaign. "Foxbat--it's not like he can do any worse!" NT: The real reason we all lost our Custom User Titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason we all lost our Custom User Titles. Too much server bandwidth being consumed by google hits for "president erect" + "Hot Gamer Chick" + "Pope Ennui I". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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