Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Great Caeser's Ghost ! Delaware just vanished ! Why ? Because nobody wanted to admit it existed, it ceased to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Great Caeser's Ghost ! Delaware just vanished ! Why ? Washington DC just claimed eminent domain and annexed it. (They figured it was the only way they'd be sure of getting those House and Senate seats they've been quacking about.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It didn't vanish, you're just facing the other direction...moron. NT: Where does Tyrannon store the worlds he conquers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where does Tyrannon store the worlds he conquers? He keeps them in the pockets of his gigantic billiards table. (Pluto was really taken off the list of planets last year because it was destroyed in a wicked game of cosmic 9-ball.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where does Tyrannon store the worlds he conquers? In the dresser drawer that says "Planets" in his languauge. which is rather embarrassing because the lettering is exactly the same as the word for "Underwear", and occasional;ply when he's in a hurry he finds himself with Jupiter on his head instead of tightie whities at the Cosmic Ubervillain parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where does Tyrannon store the worlds he conquers? In the freezer, because he doesn't want them to spoil. NT: _____ is my final offer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: _____ is my final offer! Fifty million dollars, control of eastern Slovenia, and a date with Power Girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the freezer, because he doesn't want them to spoil. NT: _____ is my final offer! "Five dollars and I put pants on is my final offer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I kill you before I devour your entrails -- and that's my final offer!" NT: Signs that the poor schmuck with the job of writing the Champions comic book really didn't want to job in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the poor schmuck with the job of writing the Champions comic book really didn't want to job in the first place. "Ok, ok, I'll write your damn super-hero book. Just make sure you spell my name right. It's MILLAR, with an A, not an E." "Ok, who do I get to kill?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the poor schmuck with the job of writing the Champions comic book really didn't want to job in the first place. "Seeker just beat up Dr. Destroyer with his bare hands. On the cover!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the poor schmuck with the job of writing the Champions comic book really didn't want to job in the first place. The pay first, then I write! NT: Seeker won a fight!? How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Seeker won a fight!? How? "You're a ninja ... from Australia ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..." *WHACK*thud* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Seeker won a fight!? How? With his mad Aussie ninja skillz, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Seeker won a fight!? How? Overall Levels and a French Tickler. NT: The opening thesis for Foxbat's new Master Plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The opening thesis for Foxbat's new Master Plan Since everybody loves season-ending cliffhangers, why don't I create one for THE EARTH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The opening thesis for Foxbat's new Master Plan How to turn the Centipede Moble into a bouncing car: 1) Steal Flubber from Disney. 2) Steal the Hops from Busch Breweries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The opening thesis for Foxbat's new Master Plan "I, Foxbat, being of sound mind and body. Hey, what's 'sound' mean? How does my mind 'sound'? My body sure sounds. *PFFFTTTTBLAAAAAATTTT* HAHAHA! Did you hear my body sound? Did you? Did you?" Champions Universe ad campaigns featuring Burger King's The King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Champions Universe ad campaigns featuring Burger King's The King. Superimposed over Sapphire when she's performing at a rock concert ... complete with wardrobe malfunction. His crown falls off, perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Champions Universe ad campaigns featuring Burger King's The King. Superimposed as the 50 foot Mechanon attacking Millennium City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superimposed on Grond as he gets four different burgers to eat NT: Songs on Black Paladin's album (can be any genre from Rock to classical to Country and Western Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs on Black Paladin's album (can be any genre from Rock to classical to Country and Western Rock: "We Aren't the Champions" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs on Black Paladin's album (can be any genre from Rock to classical to Country and Western Copacabana. He's always so gloomy, he needs to overcompensate occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs on Black Paladin's album (can be any genre from Rock to classical to Country and Western Good Ship Lollipop done with heavy-metal instrumentation & arrangement NT: "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! ___________ at seven paces!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Good Ship Lollipop done with heavy-metal instrumentation & arrangement NT: "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! ___________ at seven paces!" Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! Glue Guns at seven paces!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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