Bazza Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Of course bacon is better if you combine it with sex. And sex is better when combined with bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wow. I didn't know my little post would touch so many people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Of course bacon is better if you combine it with sex. And sex is better when combined with bacon. Not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wow. I didn't know my little post would touch so many people. You make a habit of touching lots of people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wow. I didn't know my little post would touch so many people. in oh so many ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Now I know not to call Old Man for a character reference. Are you kidding? I'd be an excellent reference. "Lucius can see both sides of any issue. Nothing can sneak up on him. It's hard to tell sometimes if he's coming or going, but he'll get there regardless." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wow. I didn't know my little post would touch so many people. Thank you. It's been fun. Especially for Kyra Sedgwick, who like Bazza thinks Sex with Bacon is absolutely great. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks that's hilarious given that Sedgwick is Jewish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Is it normal to wash baseball caps in the washing machine? My wife keeps doing that and it's destroying all my hats. Depending on the age of the hat washing machine is fine, dryer is right out. There are plastic molds for washing caps in the dishwasher... Oh and here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings @TKDguy, RE: Canticle That's why I'm leery of anyone with and education decrying education to others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I've sworn off psychotic women. For good. And I mean it this time! Problem: No sane woman will go out with me. That means your simple solution won't work. You must solve a more difficult problem: making an effective taxonomic system for psychotic women. By "effective" I mean: having a slot for identifying women who are psychotic enough to go out with you, yet not so psychotic that you suffer from incompatible psychoses, AND a means to identify those efficiently. Note that "efficiently" means that you detect one of those approximately 100% of the time you actually find one, and have false (i.e., incorrect) identifications in approximately 0% of those times when you come across one who doesn't belong in the bin. Though the latter is intrinsically the more difficult task, you are likely to have many more trials testing it out, so you will have ample means to improve that part of your taxonomy. The more important task, detection of truly properly psychotic women, may come about with a very low frequency ... that was the case for me ... so you don't get as many trials to refine that part of your procedure. This sounds complicated and depressing, but rest assured that all those incompatible psychotic women are doing the same thing as you, reflected around the gender axis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings That means your simple solution won't work. You must solve a more difficult problem: making an effective taxonomic system for psychotic women. By "effective" I mean: having a slot for identifying women who are psychotic enough to go out with you, yet not so psychotic that you suffer from incompatible psychoses, AND a means to identify those efficiently. Note that "efficiently" means that you detect one of those approximately 100% of the time you actually find one, and have false (i.e., incorrect) identifications in approximately 0% of those times when you come across one who doesn't belong in the bin. Though the latter is intrinsically the more difficult task, you are likely to have many more trials testing it out, so you will have ample means to improve that part of your taxonomy. The more important task, detection of truly properly psychotic women, may come about with a very low frequency ... that was the case for me ... so you don't get as many trials to refine that part of your procedure. This sounds complicated and depressing, but rest assured that all those incompatible psychotic women are doing the same thing as you, reflected around the gender axis. Thanks, but I'm way ahead of you there. Considering I've been working on that "taxonomy" thing for quite a few years now, I know exactly how complicated and depressing it is. Trust me! But I'm not at all sure the "incompatible psychotic women" were doing the same -- most of the time I couldn't tell WTF they were trying to do, and neither could anyone else. Nothing so rational, as far as I could see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Part of your particular psychosis, clearly, is that you have this obsession about being rational. That's enough to disqualify you from people who want to be free of rationality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Part of your particular psychosis' date=' clearly, is that you have this obsession about being rational. That's enough to disqualify you from people who want to be[i'] free [/i]of rationality. I'm not obsessed with being rational. I just want to find one rational woman. Is that too much to ask? (Okay, okay. I know the answer to that one....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings hmmm where was that quote - "Love is like pi, natural, irrational, and very important." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I found the best solution is to find a woman with compatible psychosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings That is the solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I was told once "Never date anyone crazier than you." Of course, if you abide by that, then the other person is dating someone crazier than they are, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings They could be equally crazy, of course. That's a low-odds proposition, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings That's kind of the point, isn't it? You have to find someone as capable of dealing with your crap as you are of theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I was tempted to say something unkind. But, really, what would be gained? Given I'm not even the one dealing with it, others with more patience are, why should I even feel frustrated - why would I feel anything about something that doesn't concern me? This is, after all, exactly what I have criticized others for often enough. Let me keep my mouth shut until I have something constructive to say. Lucius Alexander I have bigger palindromedaries to fry. I just keep reminding myself.... Lucius Alexander I really do have bigger palindromedaries to fry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings hmmm where was that quote - "Love is like pi' date=' natural, irrational, and very important."[/quote'] I'll have to remember that one. Lucius Alexander Feeding pi to a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Just remember, that as pi approaches 3, circles look like hexagons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings When asked why I'm not married or even have a steady, I always say that I haven't found a woman willing to put up with me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings My love life is like fractals merged with chaos theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Mine's more akin to strange attractor theory. I have this theory that I can only attract them if they're really strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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