James Gillen Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes, the comparison depends entirely on one's access to bacon versus sex. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes, the comparison depends entirely on one's access to bacon versus sex. JG No...no contest. And I can get all the bacon I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes, but have you tried combining the two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes' date=' but have you tried combining the two?[/quote'] No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes, the comparison depends entirely on one's access to bacon versus sex. JG Most major religions permit sex only under very limited conditions, but bacon is usually either permitted in all circumstances or totally forbidden (except in extreme cases - I believe even religions banning pork consider it preferable to starvation due to the moral value placed on human life, although in practice many of the faithful would rather starve.) Lucius Alexander I've been told the palindromedary is not kosher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings No...no contest. And I can get all the bacon I want. Mmmm... sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Mmmm ... Pig-related byproducts ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I used to do that before a relative of mine found the corrupt-your-file-if-you-save-too-often Word bug. Found it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes, the comparison depends entirely on one's access to bacon versus sex. JG No...no contest. And I can get all the bacon I want. Yes' date=' but have you tried combining the two?[/quote'] No Mmmm ... Pig-related byproducts ... From all this, we can see here who does and doesn't fantasize about Lady Gaga in her meat dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings From all this' date=' we can see here who does and doesn't fantasize about Lady Gaga in her meat dress.[/quote'] Something they have in common: Gaga sells both Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks this is more fun than comparing apples and oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings From all this' date=' we can see here who does and doesn't fantasize about Lady Gaga in her meat dress.[/quote'] I do not fantasize, sir. I partake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Found it! They missed a checkbox under "other options": Re-apply the stupid default attributes to all tables, pictures and objects whenever I insert a new table, picture or object. To be realistic, this box should be checked, but the control greyed out so you can't change it. Another setting should be, "RAM used per byte of actual printable text". The units are in megabytes, and the picklist is populated by numbers that are even multiples of 250. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings From all this' date=' we can see here who does and doesn't fantasize about Lady Gaga in her meat dress.[/quote'] I do not fantasize' date=' sir. I [i']partake. [/i] My hypothesis stands confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings One is full of calories, and the other burns calories. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that the one has three letters and the other has five Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wales vs France is a surprise. But New Zealand vs Australia will be a bloodbath. The Silverferns have no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Cause and Effect comparision Bacon is always an effect of the death of a pig. Sex is sometimes the cause of the birth of a human, and sometimes the cause of the death of one. It can even be both. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary idly wonders how long Lucius will go on about sex and bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings It ain't bacon til ya smoke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings So the contract is signed to do another two years of The Simpsons' date=' pushing it out to 23 years and counting. That makes it the new I Love Lucy, the tripe we're beaming into the stars ... forever.[/quote'] Fortunately, the signal doesn't get too many light years out before it gets too faint and incoherent to be read.....right? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary considers many human broadcasts incoherent to begin with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings If you share bacon with someone, that's less for you. If you share sex with someone, that's more for everyone. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary ruminates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Sometimes History doesn't exactly repeat itself but it does rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Fortunately' date=' the signal doesn't get too many light years out before it gets too faint and incoherent to be read.....right?[/quote'] It is most fervently to be hoped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings If you share sex with someone, that's more for everyone. Explain that to my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Explain that to my wife. Again? Wow she forgets these things easily. Where's my travel condoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings It's awfully easy to lose something so small, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Just another relaxing round of golf... in Australia. Crikey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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