AliceTheOwl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings For that matter I never knew guys had to figure that stuff out either. Most of it seems pretty straightforward "duh" kind of stuff. Not to me. I mean, I knew it was kind of slimy and sticky and stuff, but figuring out position and exact angle and that it's okay to laugh during sex; that stuff wasn't so instinctive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Having lost my virginity in my early 20's...okay late "20". I concur with my friend Gary, most of that stuff isn't a huge surprise. But, let me tell you racing down four flights of stairs to the floor level bathroom with a couple of quarters and a raging...well, you know...You get some serious exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Two 4-letter words that start with 'F'. What are 'Fred' and 'fart'? Fred and fagg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Having lost my virginity in my early 20's...okay late "20". I concur with my friend Gary, most of that stuff isn't a huge surprise. But, let me tell you racing down four flights of stairs to the floor level bathroom with a couple of quarters and a raging...well, you know...You get some serious exercise. TMI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Having lost my virginity in my early 20's...okay late "20". I concur with my friend Gary, most of that stuff isn't a huge surprise. But, let me tell you racing down four flights of stairs to the floor level bathroom with a couple of quarters and a raging...well, you know...You get some serious exercise. Heh. Well, he seems to be coming from a background where he watched a lot of porn, which threw off his expectations of what sex was really supposed to be like. I'm on a community for people who've had bad sexual encounters, and it seems like about half of those stories would be prevented if people just read that, first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Heh. Well, he seems to be coming from a background where he watched a lot of porn, which threw off his expectations of what sex was really supposed to be like. I'm on a community for people who've had bad sexual encounters, and it seems like about half of those stories would be prevented if people just read that, first. Oh I did too; but for once I was a little more in tune with the real world than my competition:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Interesting site. This guy was a virgin until he was in his 20's, now he offers advice on how to deal with that sort of thing. Now he's been in a relationship for the last two years, and it looks like he was snagged by a smart girl. I know most of the guys here don't fit the gamer stereotype of the guy who's never even talked to a girl (but then, who does?), but it might have something helpful for anyone looking for advice on getting back onto that horse. The "Basic Things No One Told Me About Sex" article is facinating, for me. Who knew this was stuff you guys had to figure out? What, women are born knowing all about sex? Not to me. I mean' date=' I knew it was kind of slimy and sticky and stuff, but figuring out position and exact angle and that it's okay to laugh during sex; that stuff wasn't so instinctive.[/quote'] I guess not. Lucius Alexander Shh! The palindromedary still doesn't know anything and would only get confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings . . . Does the palindromedary have anything to get confused by? I mean, anatomically speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings What' date=' women are born knowing all about sex?[/quote'] Oh, certainly not. But I brought my own neuroses to the bedroom when I was first learning about sex, without ever realizing this was stuff guys had to worry about, or that they needed to worry at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Oh' date=' certainly not. But I brought my own neuroses to the bedroom when I was first learning about sex, without ever realizing this was stuff guys had to worry about, or that they needed to worry at all.[/quote'] That's alright. I was convinced that girls didn't like sex and that they did it out of obligation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings That's alright. I was convinced that girls didn't like sex and that they did it out of obligation. Before or after you first had sex? (Kidding, just kidding.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Before or after you first had sex? before. I was a stallion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings before. I was a stallion. I have no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings I was pleasantly surprised. I mean we made our mistakes; we are the only people we've ever been with (still) and so there was some...What? What are you doing? moments. But overall, I am happy with how sex turned out. I'll miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings I was pleasantly surprised. I mean we made our mistakes; we are the only people we've ever been with (still) and so there was some...What? What are you doing? moments. But overall, I am happy with how sex turned out. I'll miss it. There's always pr0n. And other people. And sex dolls. And the Swedish Penis Enlarger Pump. Just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings That's alright. I was convinced that girls didn't like sex and that they did it out of obligation. I still have that lingering in the back of my brain. I'd say it was definitely a form of acculturation for our age group. There were numerous groups professing that this was exactly the case, along with that 'all sex is rape' stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings I still have that lingering in the back of my brain. I'd say it was definitely a form of acculturation for our age group. There were numerous groups professing that this was exactly the case' date=' along with that 'all sex is rape' stuff.[/quote'] Probably more a family / religious / region thing than age group thing imo. I'm part of the same age group, but grew up reading Nancy Friday books and Our Bodies Ourselves. Then throw in Anais Nin and feminist softcore in general. Four older sisters remove a lot of the Mystery of Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings That's alright. I was convinced that girls didn't like sex and that they did it out of obligation.That's my post-marriage experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings I miss sex. I haven't been celibate this long in decades. Not what I expected to find myself thinking while checking the boards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings I miss sex. I haven't been celibate this long in decades. Not what I expected to find myself thinking while checking the boards Yeah, I find my avatar kind of a turn on as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Sex is overrated. Been there, done that, not interested in going down the available paths of deviancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yeah' date=' I find my avatar kind of a turn on as well.[/quote'] You should watch Family Guy. Every now and then Lois is either in bed or is dressed in undergarments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Cancer: I will be choosing the next NGD president in February sometime. Er... I mean... uh... we will be holding fair and free elections in February, and we see no urgent requirement for the UN to monitor the voting process. Actually you won't. We have all seen here that democracy does not work. So I'm seizing power in a coup. So no-one needs to worry about who top vote for or what promises the administration will make. They'll just have to worry like you do at Christmas. Are you on Death Tribble's Good or Bad List ? Well in your case you are on the extreme deviant to be punished by all the torments of the Abyss but you already knew that. So you have a little start to flee for your existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings You should watch Family Guy. Every now and then Lois is either in bed or is dressed in undergarments... Actually, I do have a thing for Lois Griffin. Well, it's more accurate to say I have a thing for Alex Borstein, the woman who voices Lois Griffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Musings on Random Musings Actually you won't. We have all seen here that democracy does not work. So I'm seizing power in a coup. So no-one needs to worry about who top vote for or what promises the administration will make. They'll just have to worry like you do at Christmas. Are you on Death Tribble's Good or Bad List ? Well in your case you are on the extreme deviant to be punished by all the torments of the Abyss but you already knew that. So you have a little start to flee for your existence. Beautiful. You're hired. I need you for nights and weekends, but after your first thirty days you can transfer to a different shift. Training starts on Monday, 8:00 sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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