tkdguy Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 And that's just barely scratching the surface! I'd guess that about two thirds of the posts in the Space News thread is by you. In all fairness, I started that thread. I wonder how many of the old links are still active? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 @Stevezilla: the cranky thread is that way. Also, holy s--t your '14 sucked. Hope things turn around sharply for you. SteveZilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I just read the title of A Thread for Random Videos as a Thread for Random Vodka. I have seen it as "... Random Vireos" after spending some time watching the visitors to the bird feeder out back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 So I once heard that (in that snarky internet way) that Billy Joel wrote "I love you just the way you are" for his first wife and then dumped her to marry Christy Brinkley. Does that mean he meant the lyrics sarcastically? The things I think before I sleep. He would not be the only one who did something like that. Chris de Burgh wrote 'The Lady in Red' for his wife and dumped her. And Eric Clapton also wrote a song for a wife he then dumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I now hear the lyrics as sarcastic. That's all there is to it. And Chris DeBurgh, despite having a great voice and writing some music I really like (including Lady in Red) - is weird. And a poor human. Ditto Clapton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 A friend of mine ended up in Copenhagen and married a nice Danish girl. They became parents last year, and when the time came to name the boy J. tried to peruade his missus to go along with calling the child Dick Tage Tor. Pronounced in Danish, it sounds exactly like "dictator". Well, at least it doesn't sound like "Diseased molester of underaged reptiles".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Is that an Indian name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 You mean Behanchod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Sounds more like Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 Just sent a guy to jail for twenty years. HFS. And this is ... good? Bad? Neutral? What does HFS stand for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Hierarchical Filing System (For Old Man) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 And this is ... good? Bad? Neutral? What does HFS stand for? Nothing about the case was really good. Still the penalty was steeper than I had expected. The 'H' in HFS stands for 'holy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 ... Ah. Gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Does a really tough tennis match count as armed combat?No, I don't think so; it'd have to be something other than else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I want to punch an anti-vaxxer in the face. With a baseball bat. A syringe labeled "live poliovirus" would be so much more effective. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Nothing about the case was really good. Still the penalty was steeper than I had expected. The 'H' in HFS stands for 'holy'. I got a guy 30 years for stealing a candy bar. A King Size Payday, because the gods love a little irony. Mandatory minimums are a bitch. What did your guy do? And how did you do it? I thought you were in programming instead of prosecuting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 In over a decade, one person has voted on this threads quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I got a guy 30 years for stealing a candy bar. A King Size Payday, because the gods love a little irony. Mandatory minimums are a bitch. What did your guy do? And how did you do it? I thought you were in programming instead of prosecuting? Jury duty. (I finally won something!!). Pimp recorded another pimp beating and stripping one of his girls. Turns out first degree promotion of prostitution carries a mandatory 20 year sentence. Cameraman got dinged for second degree based on the texts on his phone. Sad case all around really, though nobody died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 In over a decade, one person has voted on this threads quality. More like a year. I think the vote count got reset several times as the board software went through a couple of different products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 More like a year. I think the vote count got reset several times as the board software went through a couple of different products.My story is better, although yours does have the benefit of accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 We're Americans, are we really supposed to care about accuracy vs a good story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Spilled some 1 molar sodium hydroxide during a demo today. I don't know yet if any of it got on my new pants. If so, I'm going to need some new new pants.In high school I had the bad habit of chewing on the caps of my Bic pens. One day in physics class two "friends" of mine nipped off with my pen, and dunked the cap into the 1-to-4 sulfuric acid we had in our wet cell batteries in lab that day, gave it a quick dry with a paper towel, and returned the pen. Then very shortly into the next class (English) I put the pen cap in my mouth and ... I got up quickly, exited the room without asking permission, and beelined to the water fountain to rinse mouth and pen cap and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Apparently I get to clean up a dead cat when I get home today. I'm very sorry to hear that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 In high school I had the bad habit of chewing on the caps of my Bic pens. One day in physics class two "friends" of mine nipped off with my pen, and dunked the cap into the 1-to-4 sulfuric acid we had in our wet cell batteries in lab that day, gave it a quick dry with a paper towel, and returned the pen. Then very shortly into the next class (English) I put the pen cap in my mouth and ... I got up quickly, exited the room without asking permission, and beelined to the water fountain to rinse mouth and pen cap and so on. With friends like those... I hope you were able to get back at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 In the magnaminity of my old age, I will admit that even after this incident it was not at all obvious who owed whom payback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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