Bazza Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Just another relaxing round of golf... in Australia. Wouldn't want to play the ball where it lay in that water hazard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Crikey!!! You know, Frankenstein's monster saying that...is just "wrong". (and totally unexpected) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Explain that to my wife. I can share bacon with Old Man's wife without having to worry how to explain it to Old Man Lucius Alexander the palindromedary says I'd need some bacon first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings You know' date=' Frankenstein's monster saying that...is just "wrong". (and totally unexpected)[/quote'] Actually, Lon Chaney (Sr) as the Phantom of the Opera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I can share bacon with Old Man's wife without having to worry how to explain it to Old Man I'm sure there's a very krass joke about "sharing pork" in there, somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Well, you could end up as long pig, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I don't expect to have either bacon or sex today. Lucius Alexander If I had a sexual encounter and a bacon encounter every time I composed a palindromedary tagline... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Bacon ain't all it's cracked up to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Bacon ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sex, on the other hand, it's all it's cracked up to be and more. Unfortunately, as Christina Ricci once put it, the "more" often turns out to be undesirable "complications, like disease or children or relationships." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary reminds me that I have an appointment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Sex, on the other hand, it's all it's cracked up to be and more. Unfortunately, as Christina Ricci once put it, the "more" often turns out to be undesirable "complications, like disease or children or relationships." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary reminds me that I have an appointment "You must spread some reputation before giving it to Lucius again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I get reputized more often for talking about sex than about bacon. Then again, I talk more often about sex than about bacon. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suspects that's true of everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Cover both bases and post a picture of yourself wearing one of those old crude "Makin' Bacon" t-shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I wonder if Jewish and Moslem parents ever have awkward conversations with their children about bacon? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary ate my t shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I doubt it. "It's forbidden. Next question." isn't really awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I doubt it. "It's forbidden. Next question." isn't really awkward. It is depending on how many of those parents secretly eat non-kosher (halal) food. jg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Get halaltosis doin' that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings When you sexually seduce someone lawfully sworn to share such pleasures only with someone who isn't you, you commit adultery. If you add bacon to the food of someone who is not supposed to eat it, you commit adulteration. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that there are hypocrites in all religions, and people who be-treif their principles because they don't see the haraam in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings But what if the person you adulter with gives you adulation, so much that they give you adularescent stones? And the adulterated bacon comes from adelie penguins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings There is a story about a couple of leprechauns, gremlins, or other very small faerie creatures, closely inquiring of an abbess about the existence of women of their type in holy orders. Are there any gnome nuns in this nunnery? Or other nunnerys in the land? None? In all of Christendom, there are no such nuns? The punchline of course is: You had sex with a penguin! But I have never heard of anyone, even in jest, getting bacon from a penguin. Lucius Alexander I would not recommend going to a palindromedary for either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I have seen emu bacon for sale, so I assumed one could get bacon from a penguin, if that's what you had on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings I have seen emu bacon for sale' date=' so I assumed one could get bacon from a penguin, if that's what you had on hand.[/quote'] Perhaps you can. That I never heard of penguin bacon doesn't prove anything. I'm still discovering forms of sex I never heard of either. Lucius Alexander Basil surprised me with a new species of palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings Turkey bacon is quite common, so one would think penguin bacon would at least be plausible. Of course, these are secondary to True Bacon. Mmm, bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings There was a meat-cutting shop on the way to my folks' place that always had a sign out that said "JOWL BACON". I think I know what that is, but I never stopped to make sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings And because I am tired, sore, and punchy, I will make the obligatory comment about not wanting to touch Kevin Bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Re: Musings on Random Musings And because I am tired' date=' sore, and punchy, I will make the obligatory comment about not wanting to touch Kevin Bacon.[/quote'] Well, now that you mention him, I know someone for whom SatinKitty's distinction Bacon is nice' date=' but it's not sex[/quote'] might not be personally meaningful. True for you' date=' Kitty, but for me he's nice AND he's sex. C'mere Kevin. You look kosher to me, let's get that separation down to zero degrees between us....[/quote'] Lucius Alexander The palindromedary predicts that eventually we'll be talking about breadmaking and religious denominations, that is, about bakin' and sects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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