Tim Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Either that or he changes into animals to have sex with their women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings You... 1. Gave them Bronze-aged beliefs to follow in a self-contradictory book? 2. Sent you only Son among them for them to kill? 3. Told them it was wrong to eat from one plant, but didn't give them the ability to distinguish right from wrong, and furthermore, made that same plant able to give them that ability? Either that or he changes into animals to have sex with their women. No mostly I kill them with impunity when they crawl from their nooks so they try to appease me with offerings of dead flies and other insects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wouldn't that be like Zeus looking down on humanity and claiming they are trying to appease him with the dumped remains of slaughterhouse animals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Either that or he changes into animals to have sex with their women. But don't some spider species have it so that the female kills and eats the male after the act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings But don't some spider species have it so that the female kills and eats the male after the act? See, religion is pretty complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wouldn't that be loke Zeus looking down on humanity and claiming they are trying to appease him with the dumped remains of slaughterhouse animals? And? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings But don't some spider species have it so that the female kills and eats the male after the act? They're easy to avoid really, they all dress the same and drink absinthe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings But don't some spider species have it so that the female kills and eats the male after the act? black widow. she is that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings He's easily surprised. =) Case in point Abraham & Abraham Lincoln; one was a nation builder, the other rebuilt a nation. Coincidence? Not to me. John Wilkes booth & John of Patmos; one was an assassin, one authored an apocolypse. Coincidence? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary jabs moth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Wouldn't that be like Zeus looking down on humanity and claiming they are trying to appease him with the dumped remains of slaughterhouse animals? Which is more or less what happened. At the First Sacrifice, Zeus was given a choice of meat covered in entails (or "hidden in the beast's stomach") or a pile of bones covered in "glistening fat." He chose the latter, and because this was the First Sacrifice it determined the division between Gods and Men ever after - thus the Greeks sacrificed by burning the bones with the fat. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that Gods seem to like the smell of burning fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Either that or he changes into animals to have sex with their women. But don't some spider species have it so that the female kills and eats the male after the act? Which is why a race of intelligent and spiritaully inclined spiders would worship a Male God rather than a Female Goddess - He who bestows both sustenance and fertility, preserving the life of both the individual and the species. See' date=' religion is pretty complicated.[/quote'] But fascinating. Lucius Alexander Hecatomb of palindromedaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings I dreamed that I was about to call someone and realized that I had picked up someone else's cell phone by mistake. Then I dreamed that I was pulling my pants on and they didn't fit - I had someone else's pants. Not all that hard to make sense of. I've known for years that I'm living someone else's life. I just hope that if he ever shows up and wants his life back, he's got mine ready for me. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is mine. No question. That sounds like a reason for therapy, not other types of worry, to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings The palindromedary notes that Gods seem to like the smell of burning fat. "Bacon of the Gods!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Why are silver medallists more unhappy than bronze medallists? Psychology; the Bronze Medalists are happy they won; the Silver Medalists are unhappy they lost. Personally, I'm of the "Drink up!" school of thought on how full the glass is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings "Bacon of the Gods!" That sounds redundant. How can there be bacon that is better than bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Hey! Someone stole my drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings You snooze, you loose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings You snooze' date=' you loose![/quote'] You snooze, you lose your booze! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that some people play fast and lose with spelling, but advises Lucius not to loose his cool over it. They're just loosers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings Let Loose the Booze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings That sounds redundant. How can there be bacon that is better than bacon? Mind-boggling, isn't it? But no surer test of dietyhood can be found IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings You snooze, you lose your booze! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that some people play fast and lose with spelling, but advises Lucius not to loose his cool over it. They're just loosers! *twitch* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings *starts sweeping up all the loose os around here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherSkip Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings This thread is older than RFK and that is a distant memory. This thread has legs' date=' due to a few people (including E84) who kept it's spirit alive.[/quote'] *muses upon WTF RFK is* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings *muses upon WTF RFK is* good muse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Musings on Random Musings good muse. I thought no muse is good muse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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