AmadanNaBriona Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings I forgot to brag... The other night I was on Vent while playing CoH. I came up with a bad pun, and actually stunned one of the others on Vent. She was speechless for almost 3 minutes. Then she had me share it with everyone else who came on. The Joke: I was talking about making a Cow hero, and said There is only one origin that would fit. MOOtation. What sits around all day saying "Oom, oom, Oom"? A dyslexic cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings What can I say...I was pondering casting my most prominent feature and giving copies to all my exes so they have a lil' sumthin' to remember me by.... "...and that's how I ended up with a box full of silicone noses, officer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings "...and that's how I ended up with a box full of silicone noses, officer." heh.... for your pleasure then, a song that The Corries used to swear is about a nose... La-Di-Da-Di-Dum (by The Corries) On the 17th of March in La-Di-Da-Di-Da A son was born to Mrs. Da-Di-Dum He had two arms, two legs, a mouth and ears and eyes And the usual La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum They duly christened him La-Di-Da-Di-Da They gave his second name as Da-Di-Dum And throughout his life, and he lived for 90 years He was known as La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum As he grew up his La-Di-Da-Di-Da Grew quicker than his other Da-Di-Dum And when he was fifteen, everyone remarked On his great big La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum He met a girl in La-Di-Da-Di-Da She was pretty though a little Da-Di-Dum But the reason that he, loved her best was she Did nae mind his great big La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum Her mother was awfully La-Di-Da-Di-Da Her father was completely Da-Di-Dum They sat down to dinner, of salmon mayonnaise And a bowl of La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum It all went well 'til La-Di-Da-Di-Da Bent to take a bite of Da-Di-Dum He cobbed his plate, and the salmon mayonnaise Fell upon his La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum Her mother cried loudly La-Di-Da-Di-Da Her father sort of mumbled Da-Di-Dum She said my dear, you must try to find a boy With a smaller La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum But they married in the spring of La-Di-Da-Di-Da They honeymooned in lovely Da-Di-Dum But they found that they could nae, get in the double bed For his great big La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum They duly decided La-Di-Da-Di-Da To use two single beds instead of one They slept together, and they used the other one Just to rest his great big La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum On the 14th of June in La-Di-Da-Di-Da He took ill with an attack of Da-Di-Dum They wrapped him up in bandages, that ended with a bow 'Round his La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum He died on the morning La-Di-Da-Di-Da A victim of the dreaded Da-Di-Dum They put him in his coffin, but they nae could shut the lid For his great big La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum So the undertaker La-Di-Da-Di-Da Decided on a plan for Da-Di-Dum He made another coffin, roughly three feet two by one Just to take his La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum Now you can read on his tombstone La-Di-Da-Di-Da The son of La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum Here lies his body, and in the next grave up but one Lies his La-Di-Da-Di-Da-Di-Dum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Log, hope you're doing better or will soon. Unrelated, are you going to GenCon this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings It's Saturday night' date=' and I had to use a hacksaw to repair the toilet....[/quote'] Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your clogging Saturday night's alright for plumbing Get a little action in I'm not up to do the whole thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings With apologies to Poe: The "Raving" Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. While I nodded in the hushing, suddenly there came a rushing, as of someone slowly flushing water 'cross my chamber floor. Only this and nothing more. Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I sought to borrow plungers to relieve my sorrow, mops to dry the soggy floor. I slowed it down and nothing more. Ankle deep in water standing, long I stood there wheezing, panting, weeping, cursing curses no mortal ever cursed before. As the mess was slow subsiding, my thoughts were strong to go a-riding to dry my troubled clothes, perhaps to find a liquor store. I jumped astride my motor scooter, a big black bird screamed "Roto-Rooter"! "And away go troubles down the drain" -- Roto-Rooter. Quoth the raven: "Evermore." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Unrelated' date=' are you going to GenCon this year?[/quote'] Are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings I am certainly aiming at GenCon this year, but it all depends upon what I can afford at the time. If I end up moving to a new job, that'll take a good chunk of change out of my pocket. On the other hand, If I end up moving to a new job, I should be making a lot more money. So who knows? I guess what I'm saying is I will be at GenCon this year. Unless I'm not. But definitely one of the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Is Zornwil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings I am certainly aiming at GenCon this year, but it all depends upon what I can afford at the time. If I end up moving to a new job, that'll take a good chunk of change out of my pocket. On the other hand, If I end up moving to a new job, I should be making a lot more money. So who knows? I guess what I'm saying is I will be at GenCon this year. Unless I'm not. But definitely one of the two. It sounds like you're achieved quantum superposition. Look around for Erwin's cat while you're there, would you? I have never been to GenCon. I would like to try and make it this year. I've attended DragonCon several times, so I'm not totally unfamiliar with going to large conventions. But any advice from prior GC-ers about how to get the most out of the experience would be appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Satin Kitty and I will be at GenCon again this year, baring unforeseen disasters (foreseen disasters aren't as much of a problem, though of course still disastrous). Always a good time for us; cool people, good games, great dealers room. And it's always fun to find out how close to someones board persona his or her face to face personality is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Here Lizard Lizard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings I'm going to try for Gencon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Here Lizard Lizard.. Now I'm getting this image of a multitude of Horney-Toeds following Enforcer everywhere...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Zornwil....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Are you? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yes Need a roomie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Need a roomie? you want to room with a lizard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Need a roomie? you want to room with a lizard? -- gah triple post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings you want to room with a lizard? you want to room with a lizard? -- gah triple post. Yes to both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Now I'm getting this image of a multitude of Horney-Toeds following Enforcer everywhere...... I'm getting an image of Enforcer speaking with a voice like the Taco Bell Chiwawa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings I'm getting an image of Enforcer speaking with a voice like the Taco Bell Chiwawa. Your image would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings Yay! What did I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings A room with Enforcer's lizard roomie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Re: Musings on Random Musings A room with Enforcer's lizard roomie. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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