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Kara Zor-El

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Hey' date=' at least it's a color. Just imagine how much worse the situation would be if you were coding for, say, scented candles.[/quote']

:snicker:

 

Though I'm unaware of a scent associated with pussy willows, other than their general, spring surroundings. It would have to be a pretty subtle scent.

 

On that topic . . . (probably NWS, kinda gross, under the tag)

 

did you know that there's a perfume called "Vulva?" Apparently it smells kinda sweaty.

 

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My prior dentist was the one who both did my inlay to repair a badly chipped molar (one corner gone), and did my emergency wisdom tooth extraction. It was the one wisdom tooth that had managed to come in reasonably straight. But it was crowded up against the back of the mouth so that bits of food would sometimes get stuck behind the tooth. A cavity developed, and later started to give me a toothache when it became a BAD cavity.

 

On my lunch hour from work, I got a local, some strong prying and tugging, and *pop* out came the tooth. Some packing and a prescription for painkillers and I went back to work.

 

I wish he hadn't moved his practice. :(

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"Is it safe?"

"Sacred professions still guard the walls

But the castle-keep's guaranteed to fall

Sellin' souls for a mean half truth

But the clown and the king share the palace roof

Broken flowers leave a funeral train

When y'r out in the desert don't you pray for rain"

You tell me!
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One floor up from my office is a bulletin board which presently has a single note on it: "Post no flyers [sic] on this board."

 

I am so tempted to tack up another note that says "Ground-pounders, tunnelers, and teleporters only."

 

 

Do it,and put a picture of the Flash below it.

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I took a 10 pound sledgehammer to work today.

 

To be used for work.

 

I work on a help desk.

 

Sometimes, I love my job :D

 

The best part was when I told the guy who saw me carrying it inside, "We're having discipline problems."

 

Do we get to find out what you're really going to use it for?

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary notes that in college Lucius used to carry a big stick into the cafeteria at breakfast time.....

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