Bazza Posted October 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Why is Dawn constantly breaking? Does she pay for the damages? it is opening lyrics to a song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Better to have "Dawn is Breaking" than "Breaking Dawn" I can only handle so much bad acting. Edit: When its not intentional bad acting. *flashback to yellowbeard* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 is Yellowbeard a Chinese pirate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Nope. Chinese are generally black-haired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 I saw Yellowbeard once when I was like, 5. All I remember was free-range boobies and pirates. In exactly that order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 More pirates than boobies, I'm sorry to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 There were more bare breasts in Trading Places, in itself a classic Eighties movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 never seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 It's fun, in an Eighties sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Never go to a movie Joe Bob Briggs hasn't reviewed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Who he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Sounds like the redneck Hiskel & Ebert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Now now, don't be prejudiced. He might be a Manhattan pinko leftie subversive for all I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Look him up. His movie reviews have the information you want (breast count, blood volume, explosion count, etc.) in simple declarative sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 ... So, not a high-brow intellectual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 The persona he affects when writing as Joe Bob? The opposite. The actual person? Probably wants to be. He's ancient history, though; his heyday was back in the 1980s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 The decade that gave us Metallica's Master Of Puppets album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I recall the first half of that decade through a haze of depression, fatigue toxins, and post-traumatic grad student disorder syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I started school in -82. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 I started year one in 81. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 And in 1983 my apartment burned. Fortunately, I was a thousand miles away, and had been for nearly three weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 A thousand miles isn't that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Far enough, as ordinary dwelling fires are concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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