Cancer Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hey, my neighbor's car has never given me trouble. My OWN car, though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 The insurance people might get suspicious. "Hum. Looks like it was cut by laser. You have a laser hedge trimmer, do you not, Doctor?" "Oh no, that was cut by plasma, any idiot could see that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2013 Report Share Posted May 13, 2013 Well, it means you have to cut it into very small pieces, carry them all away, and dump them one at a time in trash bins scattered across the county. And save the bits with the VIN stamped into them, and cut those into tiny bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Cancer, the mad doctor scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 As is good and proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 he wears a suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Several of them, even if one is my birthday suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 All suits at once! Even in the sauna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm not sure i would want to wear a 3 piece suit in a sauna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 That's only for Real Men. From Finland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Even if they have enough sense to have left Finland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Real Men never leave Finland. Outside Finland, how can you find Explorer Vodka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Send some sucker to Finland to get it for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Real Men do not use proxies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 They come to the stockholders meetings and vote inperson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 I think it could be safely said that Real Men do not own stock. They might show up at stockholder meetings just to make those who do a bit uncomfortable, what with all the vodka and the knives ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Real Men can own livestock, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Oh yes. And a Volvo 140 with fuzzy dice attached to the rear-view mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 And a gun rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2013 Report Share Posted May 16, 2013 Less likely, I feel. Real Men either have the gun lying on the passenger seat, or hold it in one hand in case an interesting target rears its head -- like deer crossing signs and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Everything is an interesting target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Not if you've already got a dozen trophies of the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Real Men seem to lack character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 No. In their opinion, all they lack is enough ammunition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Real Men carry knives, and not sissy Leathermen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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