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Re: The Last Word

 

Here's the whole skit for your reading pleasure. Is it funnier now? :eg:

 

"Dave's not here, man!" - by Cheech and Chong

 

(Soft knocks at the door)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.

(More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

(More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

CHONG: Dave's not here.

CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.

(Sharp knocks at the door)

CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.

CHONG: Dave's not here.

CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...

(More knocks)

CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?

CHONG: Dave's not here.

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Re: The Last Word

 

Kids these days have no appreciation for good jokes.

 

(Also amplifying the humor is when you have known one or more people who had had "waiting for Dave" like episodes ... abject failures at trivial tasks due to being too stoned. And, the delivery is an enormous part of the humor, not just the script.)

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