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Why is it that every time I go to Costco' date=' and the isle's are crowded by people gorging themselves with free food samples, I want to break out a chainsaw and sing the itsy bitsy spider song while maiming those around me?[/quote']

 

Sounds perfectly normal and very sane to me.

 

Would probably change the maiming theme song, though - it's a little bit kinky.

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Why is it that every time I go to Costco' date=' and the isle's are crowded by people gorging themselves with free food samples, I want to break out a chainsaw and sing the itsy bitsy spider song while maiming those around me?[/quote']

Aside from your choice in music, that's a perfectly normal Costco response. I believe more common choices for the musical accompaniment are Eye of the Tiger and the Barney themesong. You aren't a real sicko, however, until your choice is Rock in the Kasbah.

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Aside from your choice in music' date=' that's a [i']perfectly normal[/i] Costco response. I believe more common choices for the musical accompaniment are Eye of the Tiger and the Barney themesong. You aren't a real sicko, however, until your choice is Rock in the Kasbah.

Well, I guess I'm a real sicko.

 

Because that or "Lost In The Supermarket" both immediately popped into mind as appropriate songs for that situation.

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Well, I guess I'm a real sicko.

 

Because that or "Lost In The Supermarket" both immediately popped into mind as appropriate songs for that situation.

That's normal, too, but for a different age demographic than mine.

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Bah. Why was I blessed with an icky knee syndrome that makes it so I can't sit the way I want?? My whole right leg from my knee down to my toes is swollen like a beachball. It looks awful. And the tightness from the swelling is uncomfortable.

 

Oh...and to add to my crankiness, I only need 9 more posts until my rep begins counting for something. But why is it that I can't find a thread where my input is beneficial??

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