CrosshairCollie Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Re: The cranky thread So. F**KING. Pissed. I've got about 15 minutes of my treatment left. I can feel cramping kind of starting, but I know if I stay still and calm, I should make it through without cramping hard enough to make an issue of it. Discomfort, but not pain. In the meanwhile, the guy in an adjacent chair gets done earlier than I do, gets clamped up, bandaged, etc. On his way out, he decides he wants to tickle my foot. While I'm trying to keep my muscles from spasming. Cue the most painful cramp I have *ever* had. Plus, I absolutely hate Hate HATE getting tickled, so my whole body starts tensing up as I immediately get angry. At this point, I'm pretty much one giant cramp from the waist down. And that pigf**king c**kheaded s**teating thunderc**t cracker doesn't even say anything resembling an apology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Wtf kind of [person] tickles an immobilized patient at a clinic? He better hope you never see him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: The cranky thread In other news, Thanksgiving is not exactly going according to plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Wtf kind of [person] tickles an immobilized patient at a clinic? He better hope you never see him again. Unfortunately, he's also a patient, so yeah, I'm gonna see him again. The nurses are going to give him a talking-to Saturday. He seems to be a little ... I don't know the word. Not 'slow', but definitely kind of thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Unfortunately, he's also a patient, so yeah, I'm gonna see him again. The nurses are going to give him a talking-to Saturday. He seems to be a little ... I don't know the word. Not 'slow', but definitely kind of thick. I think words like "idiot", "stupid", "moron" and/or "a total douchebag" are equally appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: The cranky thread The words I would use have less to do with intelligence and more to do with sphincters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Being a sphincter is about behavior, and can be cured. But in immortal words of Ron White, ya can't fix stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Well, we don't know if extreme negative reinforcement will work unless we try. Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Well, we don't know if extreme negative reinforcement will work unless we try. Hard. And we all know what to do if at first you don't succeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: The cranky thread And we all know what to do if at first you don't succeed. "If at first you don't succeed... keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed(s)" My ex-wife swears that her grandmother told her that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Re: The cranky thread "If at first you don't succeed... keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed(s)" My ex-wife swears that her grandmother told her that. Entirely possible ... I believe the line was said by Curly Howard in a Three Stooges short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I've got my first bout of Holiday Blues. It just hit like a ton of bricks today. Sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I've got my first bout of Holiday Blues. It just hit like a ton of bricks today. Sigh. Have you considered that you may have clinical depression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I've got my first bout of Holiday Blues. It just hit like a ton of bricks today. Sigh. I think it got me last night. Of course, I knew I had to go to work today, which was enough to make me depressed. But I did stop by a hotel lobby afterwards. I could have had a drink at the bar, but they were playing Christmas music. I decided to leave before it drove me batty. Then again, I'm batty enough as it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I've got my first bout of Holiday Blues. It just hit like a ton of bricks today. Sigh. I had that on friday. The wife insisted that I go down to Home Depot way too early in the morning so that I could pick up the advertised wreath for $5. Of course it was the usual advertise-a-super-low-price-and-stock-only-twelve scam. I did get to marvel at the line of people waiting to get in to the adjacent Costco, however. The line went 3/4 of the way around the store, and it's not a small Costco. Really not looking forward to the whole buying a tree, wrapping and mailing, paying the bills routine. After what I went through this year I really would like some time off from my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I had that on friday. The wife insisted that I go down to Home Depot way too early in the morning so that I could pick up the advertised wreath for $5. Of course it was the usual advertise-a-super-low-price-and-stock-only-twelve scam. I did get to marvel at the line of people waiting to get in to the adjacent Costco, however. The line went 3/4 of the way around the store, and it's not a small Costco. Really not looking forward to the whole buying a tree, wrapping and mailing, paying the bills routine. After what I went through this year I really would like some time off from my life. Yea, I'm really not liking this end of year right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I need to stop reading the comments on YouTube videos. People keep posting about Justin Bieber when the video is about the Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Bobby Darin, or even Mozart! What the hell does that little twerp have to do with any of those great musicians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I have officially coughed and sneezed so much and so hard that my chest hurts. I am starting to suspect that I have pneumonia rather than a simple cold, but (fortunately) have no hard evidence to support that hypothesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Re: The cranky thread OddHat has had a cold since Saturday. It's a bad one. God, I hope I don't catch it. I just got finished with Bronchitis on the 20th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Zit on my nose. Call me Rudolf. Hurts, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: The cranky thread I get those. They suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: The cranky thread Zit on my nose. Call me Rudolf. Hurts' date=' too. [/quote'] I get those. They suck. Yeah. Lots. Zits over cartilage in general suck. I particularly hate the ones I get occasionally inside my ear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: The cranky thread *walks solemnly onto stage, turns towards audience* My arm hurts like hell. Thank you. *turns, walks solemnly off stage* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: The cranky thread We'll have to amputate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: The cranky thread We'll have to amputate. Remind me not to complain to you next time I have a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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