Cancer Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I'm trying to remember the last time I slept eight hours. Sometime in the Paleocene, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 ... Your memoirs would be very valuable to science, methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Most of it was just me yelling at the little ratlike mammals to stay the f**k off my lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You could probably draw up a family tree of some sort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You would be amazed at how many heirs are just itching to sue over such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 American society is a litigious society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 There's lawyer jokes about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 That's the thing -- we don't joke about lawyers, much. Norwegians, yes, but not lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 For a while my wife and I collected lawyer jokes, since she was an attorney. My favorite is the story of the bronze rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Man, this place is getting quiet. I burn 45 minutes going through the Novels You Hated Thread, and when I surface from that, only three NGD threads have been bumped. Sigh. Maybe I'll go get involved in a reversion war on Wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Will that really feed your need for inconsequential bickering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Probably worth a shot, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Depends and the bickering. I can win a fight about barium stars, for instance. Of course, there's also bickerign like http://eyebeam.com/1985/index.php?num=182 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Next we'll probably do Being Hit On The Head Lessons ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 There are days when I need those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Then hold your hands like *this* and go "Ooaah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Well, some people want more of a reaction than that. Especially women and cops. When a woman or a cop hits you on the head, they want validation and immediate submission to their point of view, now matter how irrational, arbitrary, or low-return from your point of view. Going into a killing frenzy is for some reason deemed inappropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Just explain to them the error of their ways! All women and policemen listen to reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 That's the most humorous thing I've heard all morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 ... It was even intentional. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 This Friday evening will be the 30th anniversary of the Great Fire. Maybe we should have a barbeque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Mmm, nice ... Chorizos and potato salad, that's what I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Alternately, perhaps a flambe dish somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 or maybe tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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