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The first ever naked playmate I ever saw was Kim Fox... 83 or 84 or something.

 

A beautiful, african-american lady. Yum.

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you shut your mouth !

how can you say

he goes about things the wrong way ?

he is human and he needs to be loved

just like anybody else does.

 

and rep again for anyone who tells me where I got that snappy put down from.

From The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now?" -- you shouldn't have picked their best-known song. ;)

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you shut your mouth !

how can you say

he goes about things the wrong way ?

he is human and he needs to be loved

just like anybody else does.

 

and rep again for anyone who tells me where I got that snappy put down from.

That's an easy one, the Smiths.

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From The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now?" -- you shouldn't have picked their best-known song. ;)

You know, just after I posted my note and saw yours, I just realized, maybe that song wasn't so popular in the UK? Death Tribble might not know that was their break-through hit in the States.

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A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.

 

Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.

 

"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"

 

Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

 

He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it... you're going to sh*t when you hear the price.

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>Healthy Levels of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point

A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

 

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

 

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

 

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."

 

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

 

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

 

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

 

8. dontuseanypunctuation

 

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

 

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They

Answer.

 

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

 

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

 

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

 

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical

Sounds All Day.

 

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their

Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

 

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock

Hard."

 

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

 

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,

Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

 

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going

To Have To Let One Of You Go."

 

> >And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.......

 

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called

Therapy...

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