lemming Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER It's a new toy. I'll get tired of it. I do like seeing them in NGD art and the election thread though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER *fap fap fap* Cease thy infernal bleating thou foul and loathsome fiend lest we set upon thee with (dramatic chord) The Pointed Stick ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Time for some post padding and humor making... A group of Arkansas friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. that night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" AliceTheOwl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Arkansas was overhead saying "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Arkansas." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER The young Arkansas man came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young Arkansayer answered. "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER NEWS FLASH- Arkansas' worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Arkansas students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER An Arkansas State Trooper pulled over a pickup on 1-40. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER An Arkansas man had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, " I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Now for something a little different. JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER BRITTANY (4) had an earache and wanted a pain-killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER DANI (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" ANDREA (4) was singing and humming, filled with the joy of life. Full of smiles, she turned to her dad and said: "I'm so happy I could vomit." MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?" JAMES (4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?" TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER And for the big finish: I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's a blonde... it'll be important later ) came in and asked me what I was doing. "Shhh", I said, "I'm a light bulb -- I'm acting crazy to get a few days off, as there is an out of town wedding I need to go to until Tuesday." a minute later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," He said. "Take a few days off, and come back when you are de-stressed." With that I jumped down and started walking out. My (blonde) co-worker started following me and the Boss asked where she was going. "I can't work in the dark," she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Note: No offense or slight was intended in anyway by any of the previous humorous posts. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Wow. A whole page all to myself. Neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Well, we can't let you have another page like that, now can we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER And a few more, because I'm feeling generous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This thread is SOOOOOO not work-safe. o v O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Work Safe? Yes. HR Safe? Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This thread is SOOOOOO not work-safe. o v O Work Safe smork smafe. Laura Richmond! The was the first Playmate in the Playboy Playmate Review summer specials I ever fell totally in love with. And that's only because December is at the end of the book. Kata Karkkakkiannanianamamabannanarama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Which one's Laura Richmond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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