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Story time!....

I don't think I actually said anything. I hope I didn't because I don't think I was capable of coherent speech. But my wife didn't slap me or anything, so I probably succeeded. Still, it was a real nosebleed moment.

At last, the true origin of hardened x3 is revealed! :sneaky:

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10 things you will never hear a barbarian say.

 

10. Ewwwww! Blood!

9. Wait a minute guys. Maybe we should think this over first.

8. I think mages are the coolest.

7. Thank you (as well as "please", "excuse me", and "so sorry, I would

appear to have stabbed you in the stomach with my broad sword").

6. Gee, I'd like to help you guys hunt down that rogue dragon, but NightFlyer and I are going shopping for curtains this weekend.

5. Swords and alcohol don't mix.

4. Couldn't we just talk this over? Violence never solved anything.

3. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

2. Do these boots go with this tunic?

1. If this wasn't such a nice inn, I'd kick your ass.

 

Also

 

10 "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"

9 "I need to go on a diet."

8 "Does anyone have an aspirin?"

7 "Not tonight, honey. I've got a headache."

6 "I have an allergy to...."

5 "Personally, I prefer lighter, one-handed weapons."

4 "It's rude to talk with your mouth full."

3 "Anyone interested in a game of Bridge?"

2 "I'll have a sherry please."

1 "When I was doing my Ph.D...."

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I'm sitting at the computer and hear major excitement from the living room, where Kara's watching the Rams play football with Faith, our four year old. As I step into to see what happened, I see Faith jump up on the couch and high five Kara. :) And Faith was the first one yelling as Steven Jackson was crossing into the end zone.

 

I do believe she knows what a touchdown is. lol

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where Kara's watching the Rams play football with Faith' date=' [/quote']

 

 

I'd be nervous if the Rams were in my living room, using my daughter as a football.

 

 

Oh, what, I get it! She was the opposing team. :yes:

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