austenandrews Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I brought lots of half-naked babes into the thread, and got a nasty infection that lingers to this day. Practice safe surfing, people! Learn from my miserable example! -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'd rather see more half-naked babys, myself, but hey, that's just me. Oh, and what I don't want to see is this almost to page 3. What's up with that? Nightshade Babys? dear god thats sick. Rachel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Thanks' date=' Chad, makes sense now. [/quote'] Phew. For a second there I thought you said Chad makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Phew. For a second there I thought you said Chad makes sense. Well he does. Inbetween all the silliness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Now, now, no dissin' da Chad, people! He's got loads of sense! For me to poop on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER la la la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER don't you mean, sssLa, sssla, sssla ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted August 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I have a swift migraine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER let's hope it swiftly goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted August 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oh man! What is that stench? Come on guys, wasn't someone supposed to potty train chuckg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Now, now, no dissin' da Chad, people! He's got loads of sense! For me to poop on! That explains a lot in my life actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER That explains a lot in my life actually. My sympathy Chad...and a "I know how you feel". You're the bank teller, tell her how it's gonna be (put on your game face) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What did he do, or not do? (me feel left out ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Story time! This past weekend I was in Las Vegas with my wife, who had flown up as the conference ended so that we could spend a long weekend in a reimbursable hotel room on the Strip. My wife was, of course, primarily interested in shopping so we hit a couple of malls as well as the usual Strip silliness. In one of these malls was a Victoria's Secret, and, coincidentally, my wife had a Victoria's Secret gift card that she had been unable to use (since there are no VS store around here). So, in we went. At this point I should point out that Las Vegas has a very high concentration of attractive young women. Most of them seem to work at Victoria's Secret. Perhaps it's for modeling purposes, I wouldn't know. Anyway I was in VS, dutifully tagging along behind my wife and stealing glances at the help whenever I could. For once I wasn't rushing her in a clothing store. But it didn't seem like very long before we/she had picked out some nice unmentionables and headed for the register. Of the three girls behind the register, the one we got was a real head turner who ought to have been in the catalog, not the store. And she was really friendly. And I was trying really hard not to stare. The transaction dragged on as my wife discussed sizes and shrinkage with the friendly, high-comeliness girl. At that point the other girls finished with their customers and saw what my wife was buying. "When did we get those in?" they asked. And before I knew it, I was surrounded by about half a dozen Victoria's Secret hotties holding sexy lingerie up against their bodies, asking whether we thought they would look good in it, and making it far too easy to picture them in it. And of course my wife was right there the whole time... I don't think I actually said anything. I hope I didn't because I don't think I was capable of coherent speech. But my wife didn't slap me or anything, so I probably succeeded. Still, it was a real nosebleed moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER don't you mean' date=' sssLa, sssla, sssla ?[/quote']Don't make me get Mightybec! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Story time!... Wow. I had to take a cold shower after reading that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Story time!Congrats for high willpower and what was the address again (or should that be undress)? I want to visit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted August 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I remember once we went to Irvings Restaraunt. My future wife, my girlfriend, and two other girls were there. They decided it would be fun to get as many of them playing footsies with me to get me to crack. I eventually stood up and dumped a cup of ice down my pants. No joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Congrats for high willpower and what was the address again (or should that be undress)? I want to visit! I'm sure I get bonuses to the ego roll for my wife being within melee range. I forget the name of the mall, it's across the road from the Venetian and the new Wynn hotel that's going up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I was sent this and thought it was funny. > MOMMY TEST > > I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up > something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her > not to do that. " > > Why?" > "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has >germs." > > At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! >How do you know all this stuff?" > Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on >the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." > > We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently >pondering this new information. > > OH...I get It!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be the >Daddy." > > When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom who needs to hear > it! KawangaKid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I was sent this and thought it was funny. > MOMMY TEST > > I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up > something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her > not to do that. " > > Why?" > "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has >germs." > > At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! >How do you know all this stuff?" > Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on >the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." > > We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently >pondering this new information. > > OH...I get It!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be the >Daddy." > > When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom who needs to hear > it! roflmclao Smart kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I remember once we went to Irvings Restaraunt. My future wife, my girlfriend, and two other girls were there. They decided it would be fun to get as many of them playing footsies with me to get me to crack. I eventually stood up and dumped a cup of ice down my pants. No joke. Just as well, it wasn't funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm sure I get bonuses to the ego roll for my wife being within melee range. True, pesky genre convensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm sure I get bonuses to the ego roll for my wife being within melee range. I forget the name of the mall, it's across the road from the Venetian and the new Wynn hotel that's going up. Fashion Show Mall. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER roflmclao Smart kid! no-one likes a smart alec kid. What they do on TV would get the tar whupped out of them in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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