Old Man Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 And "DO NOT TRY TO PUT OUT A GREASE FIRE WITH WATER". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 But running with scissors must be okay, surely? Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Give it a try and let us know what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 But running with scissors must be okay, surely? You get the pointy end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 They only let me have the blunt ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm surprised they even undo your restraints. Or is that what the scissors are for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Why would I undo the self-hugging shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 But running with scissors must be okay, surely? Maybe we can get the two candidates currently 'running' for President here to try it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 In that case ... can they be antimatter scissors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Oh, you brute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Scissors with a monomolecular edge would also be acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Lightsaber scissors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 All these technologies that aren't available yet. So sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I suppose they could also be chronoentropic timeline scissors. Or maybe fabric of spacetime pinking shears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCMorris Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I like bean dip for dipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 I can see smothering one's enemies by lowering them head down into a vat of hot bean dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 That escalated quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 That's our Cancer -- he's an escalator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 He really is upLIFTing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just like Doctor Moreau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 "Hello, I'm The Doctor." "Who?" "Strange." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCMorris Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Dr. Kervorkian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Feelgood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 The Wizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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