Pariah Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Sounds like a cat-astrophe in the making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 With cats, you tend to get bird trophies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 "Hooman, you are indeed a poor hunter. Here, have a morsel so you may have the energy to open me my cans of Whiskas." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Or, "Dude, that's what I really want for dinner. Get a clue, OK?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Do cats pluck their feathery prey items before eating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Not consistently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Silly creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I haven't watched one consume a bird in quite some time. I go strictly by the state of disassembly of the bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Messily, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 In other news, I'm starting on my green card tomorrow. That's golf, not emigration. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Still don't get what that is. It's not the Green Jacket, I presume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Sort of a license to play golf, I gather. These people take the rules seriously, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 If I'm not the absolute worst golfer in the 801 area code, I'm at least solidly in the conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I have played golf, but neither I nor the game likes to recall that phase of existence. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Bro D. said that with my wood game and his iron game, together we'd make a decent player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I have played golf, but neither I nor the game likes to recall that phase of existence. That would have been a sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 If you're into ineptitude in parklike settings, perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Caddyshack is an Eighties' classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 At the time, I was all in favor of liberal use of plastic explosives on golf courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 That would only improve the short course back home. Where you can sometimes wade on the fairway, and the balls bounce out of the bunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 The first course I played on had a working railway behind the 12th or 13th hole. Once while we were playing a freight train came by. We got out trash balls and tried to hit the train with them. I think we missed it all; the tracks were below the ground level we were shooting from and reasonably close, so the clubs had too much loft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 One week left to the term here. Labs are over, three lecture periods left. And the final exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Oohh, the smell of exam sweat ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Oh, and Happy Birthday to your male offspring, post-facto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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