L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Perhaps it's a cluster of Daddy Longlegs infiltrating your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 There's a visual I didn't need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Shook you up a bit, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Need a bigger boot, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Don't forget to wear woolen socks, so the boots don't chafe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 And don't wear them on your ears, despite the popular "Boot to the head" adage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Or whatsisface, the reeeally out there Presidential candidate -- the Supreme Vermin, or some such? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Donte Rump, or some such? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Nonono, not the Oompa-Loompa -- this guy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I should see if I can vote for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Can you write candidates in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Sometimes. Pretty sure I can't write in "That guy wearing the boot on his head" and have it count in any case, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Eh. Makes as much sense as a vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Perhaps it's a cluster of Daddy Longlegs infiltrating your house. Actually, it was at work. At home it's the cats' job to deal with the arthopodic invaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Cats are weird that way. And they don't even expect to get paid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Oh, they expect to get paid, all right. Their demands are just a little different than what we bipeds would demand, or expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Noms! And cuddlez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 ... at inopportune times. Oh, and clean cat boxes. Again at inopportune times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 And adoration in moderation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt. Cats have not forgotten this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Cats == extraterrestrial receivers to a humanoid cat civilisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Does that put us into receivership? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 If you have a cat, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 ... I knew that. It's worse if you have three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 cat-trilangulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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