Cancer Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Hey, I tried to get them to use trig identities on the last exam. And they haven't tried murdering me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Most of these kids are biology majors, so I'm expecting poison or mundane assault when it happens. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 For the advanced classes, expect griffins or xenomorphs. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Well, most of these students are just senior undergraduates. (They all seem to put off taking this required series as long as possible.) The really creative ones have skirted this stuff somehow and have moved on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Their loss, the sillies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Well, they aren't asking me, so they can't push any responsibility off on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Plausible deniability! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 The issue is that "plausible deniability" and "evil mastermind" don't go well together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Are you kidding?! It's a match made in Heaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 In a certain sense, but no one with any sense believes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 I'm special that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 After buying one yesterday, I can say that a lot of the things marketed as gas grills are not, in fact, gas grills. They are more like giant stainless-steel pagan altars for immolating meat in sacrifice to some unspeakable demon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Yuss. Also, rockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 After buying one yesterday, I can say that a lot of the things marketed as gas grills are not, in fact, gas grills. They are more like giant stainless-steel pagan altars for immolating meat in sacrifice to some unspeakable demon. This unspeakable demon is well pleased by such sacrifices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Sacrificed Chorizo ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 If it is animal matter that was alive within the last decade or so, people will grill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 That disqualifies lutfisk, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Not sure if I have heard of that being grilled. I'll ask around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 It should be burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 ...and that's no lye. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 There's enough of a Norwegian community here that you can get it, but I have never tried the stuff, and I don't know how it is consumed. It is tempting to assume it is not actually consumed, but it merely a practical joke material for shocking outlanders. Like dropbears, but the joke is that it's edible rather than anthropophagous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Lutfisk is no joke, just disgusting. But hey, at least it's not surströmming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Or muktuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Did you just make that up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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