Pariah Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 These days, the last one is probably sufficient for 90%+ of the population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Me included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Pariah and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Security modifications on my car to prevent thieves from driving away with it in 2015: - Alarm with ignition kill - Fuel pump cutoff - Hood lock - Pedal lock - 5-speed manual transmission A three-on-the-tree might serve you better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Hey, my folks had one of those! It was a VW Beetle, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Got it. I'm a little slow today. In my own defense, I have been dealing with either teenagers or toddlers pretty much the whole day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Got it. I'm a little slow today. In my own defense, I have been dealing with either teenagers or toddlers pretty much the whole day. What makes you think we are any different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Most of the puns and some of the math jokes. The younger demographics seem ... weak ... on those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 I drove an automatic once. Almost got all the way home before I forgot myself and stepped on the brake instead of the clutch. Automatics are really rare hereabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Automatics being an iffy thing in icy conditions, is my guess for the reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 Also, driving stick is More Manly, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
procyon Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 And it tends to make texting while driving much more difficult. Which I see as a good thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 That's so we can use Voice Recognition apps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 I want directed energy weapons in my vehicle long before I want voice recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 "OnStar, set phasers to 'Frappe'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 "Make him feel the exquisite agony of experiencing his eyeballs undergoing internal steam explosions before the rest of his head explodes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 That's just nasty! Ew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Hey, I have lots of villain speeches I've never used as a GM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 How many of those translate to academic settings, I wonder? (And may I have a list of them? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Heh. May have to collect them and publish them ... as a public service for gaming, understand ... posthumously, so they don't cause me to be declared megalomaniacally insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Heh. May have to collect them and publish them ... as a public service for gaming, understand ... posthumously, so they don't cause me to be declared megalomaniacally insane. You're a science teacher. You spend your days trying to make disinterested people understand science. On purpose. There's already a pretty good argument. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Yeah, but the maniacal ravings would provide the impetus to have me locked up. Proving I'm a deranged lunatic with delusions of genius and persecution is trivially simple ("Guilty as charged, your honor, but I take exception to the phrase 'delusions'. I AM a genius.") Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 So just another mad professor lost to society then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 If that were to happen ... perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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