Old Man Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Mr. ______, is there something I can do to bring up my grade?" "Like what?" This is the point when the porn music should start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 This is the point when the porn music should start. Lady Pariah might have a say in that. And Pariah is an upstanding moral Christian, so sorry to dash any hopes. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 This is the point when the porn music should start. Not just no.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I am wondering what porn music is, since I don't seem to have any in my personal soundtrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 It has a lot of wacka-wacka guitars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Or something like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Obviously, I am like Don Knotts, doomed only to be cast into G-rated bumbler roles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 A noble and unoffensive living! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Yeah, you could certainly do worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Or better than worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 What Is Your Superhero Archetype?http://www.playbuzz.com/avanderp10/what-is-your-superhero-archetype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 ULS Classification: C-3Label: Myth and MagicPowerset: Various transmundane abilities sourced in non-natural and unscientific origins (e.g., preternatural strength, endurance, or perception; special abilities such as healing others, opening transdimensional portals, etc., communicating with supernatural beings)Notable Members: Wonder Woman, Thor, Captain Marvel (DC), Dr. Strange, etc.Out of the pages of myth and legend, you step-nay-stride with a bold and unconquerable spirit. You need no introduction, you're the one they call when the chips are down and they need a miracle. You put the "Deus Ex" in "Deus ex Machina."You regularly face down demons (both inner and outer) that would make lesser men faint (although, to be fair, you've made quite a few people swoon yourself Noble of spirit, you have high ideals and a creed you must live up to. Beware deviations from your true quest, you were born for higher things and cannot suffer yourself to get entangled with the temptations of a prodigal mortal life.Genre Savvy Hint: When consorting with mortals, try and speak to them in their own language, in terms they can understand. I know it's tempting to be intimidating and impressive, but trust me, you already are. Sometimes it's important just to be relatable too.Quote: "Verily"Took it again and got: Cosmic Guardian, e.g. Silver Surfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Much ado about worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 What Is Your Superhero Archetype? http://www.playbuzz.com/avanderp10/what-is-your-superhero-archetype ULS Classification:F-6 Label: Fundamental Forces Powerset: Manipulate/control forces of physics and similar characteristic (e.g. gravity, light, magnetism, density, probability, etc.); telekinesis Notable Members: Invisible Woman, Marvel Girl, Magneto, Shadowcat, Vision, Flash If people ignore you, it's their loss (or their DOOM). While not always as flashy as the big hulking smashers of brick walls, it's no exaggeration to say that you just very well might be the most powerful member of your superteam. Watch out for the quiet one indeed! Your particular skill set also means you have likely had to spend more time learning and developing your powers--yours are not the sort of abilities that any idiot can wield like a blunt instrument--You have power, but it requires... finesse. "Mind over matter" is a trite expression that has reached its zenith in yourself as you are always mentally controlling your environment, reshaping it to suit your vision--or more likely, putting things back in wisdom and order after the chaos of the wall-smashers! Genre-Savvy Tip: As you walk through walls of life, remember, some borders and barriers are there for a reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I'm with Pariah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 That surprises me not in the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 A man of wealth and taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Got the same as Cancer and Pariah. How boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Sounds like a personal problem, pal. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 See, this is why we partition the world among ourselves so as to avoid unnecessary and unseemly conflicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I want a seemly conflict! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Attend chess tournaments, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I want a conflict, not weaponized dullness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Foo! Any genre which includes something called "Fried Liver Attack" has real possibilities! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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