Cancer Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 I was never much of a shrimp fan anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Too many legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Well, I like kittens with too many toes, though not for eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Polydactyli makes scratching more efficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 And they convey the terrifying cats-with-opposable-thumbs illusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 We won't see the Kitteh Revlutiun until they figure out how to operate heavy machinery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 If they can turn the key in the control cab, that's not all that difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 They'll be distracted by The Shiny -- the other keys on the ring will dangle most invitingly ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Meanwhile, while grading first-drafts for a writing assignment, I just had one where my scratch notes just say "factual train wreck". Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 ... The one about "More mass"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It would have to be referring to the Catholic worship service if so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It's a Jesuit college -- of course more mass is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 This leads to a lot of blasphemous puns here in the Physics Department, as you might imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 ... Haven't had that much exposure to Catholics. People up here tend more to not-go to Lutheran services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Cancer, a few hairs short of a killing rage, finally finds the setting to turn off the spellchecker's auto-text-replacement feature and drives nails through it fixing it into the "OFF" position. Sorry. I feel better now. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Deep breaths! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 I did that on my little android device. It wouldn't have been such a big deal, but it always fought any changes I then tried to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Meanwhile, time to hold my nose and launch the next mass mailing. I only messed up the previous one a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 It's a Jesuit college -- of course more mass is right. well Christians do have a lot of weight on their shoulders, its a burden they carry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Catholics especially have a reputation for guilt-tripping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 I do enough of that as it is, all by my godless heathen scum self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 I had a student ask me a few weeks ago, "Do photons have mass?" I couldn't help but reply, "I don't even think they're Catholic." L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Fallout 3 likee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Pleasant student. Good-looking and athletic. And dumb as a post. Pariah and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Male or female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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