L. Marcus Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 On the wrong continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 The best ones are off-shore anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Maybe there's an abandoned Norwegian oil rig in the North Sea ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Dear flu: Technically, I didn't ask you to be here. So don't feel obligated to stick around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Sleep, by contrast, never remains as long as wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I just slept for twelve hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 A couple of weeks ago, one of my students commented, "Mr. ___, you look tired." I responded, "I'm working on about ten hours of sleep." "That's not too bad." "Over the last three nights." "Oh, that's bad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I think I'll go and have a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 It's a knack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Yeah, I was the same way yesterday. Newer boy broke his arm on Monday and the pain kept him (and me) awake for two nights. He finally slept through last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Poor newer boy. :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 So, if this thread reaches a length of 32768, will it turn into a rutabaga? (Kinda like the end of UNIX time problem in 21 years and a couple of weeks). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Let's test it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 I expect we will, but I felt obliged to get everyone informed of the experiment ahead of time. That way when we go swirling down the drain of the chrono-synclastic infindibulum, we know we signed up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 We already did, what you suggested as a disclaimer is already implied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 The imp lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 He has to. That way when he tells the truth, you can't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 What a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Part of the job, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Maybe I should talk to their HR department? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 That would be either Acquisitions or Pest Control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 I could do Acquisitions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 I could do Pest Control. See? *slaps L. Marcus* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Oww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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