Old Man Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Must've been some pretty darn light kids. It's not a flotation device, it's a hydroplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 Yeah. Nobody but utterly clueless mainlander haole tourists have floatation devices on Waikiki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 ... They were flying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 With water as the medium, sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 Flight, Usable As Swimming. Neat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Outtakes from College Dad, season 2, episode 11: Daughter calls to mooch $15 to replace a lost meal card (the same one I dug up out of her room last weekend and hand-delivered to her). I feel like a sitcom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Archie Bunker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Ideally, it'd be The Tick, but yours is closer to the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Not to change the subject, but what is the plural of 'doofus', anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Doofuses To confirm select doofus while you are on your iPad and check the iPad's dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 It's pronounced "doo-fie", with fie as in "Oh, fie upon thee, slanderer!" As for spelling, "doofi" is I believe canon, but "morons" is acceptable in informal usage. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Dictionary says doofuses. Oxford online dictionary confirms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Pah. Is this the same dictionary that spells aluminum with a second "i"? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 The only thing aluminum is good for is siding. Aluminium is the real deal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 You'd prefer caesium, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Pah. Is this the same dictionary that spells aluminum with a second "i"? New Oxford American Dictionary. The New Oxford American Dictionary is a single-volume dictionary of American English compiled by American editors at the Oxford University Press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Pah. Is this the same dictionary that spells aluminum with a second "i"? If it were, it wouldn't be English, then. It be American Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 It has to be the Oxford English Dictionary. You can't trust the American dictionary. The middle is centre not center, soccer is football and film theater is cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 It has to be the Oxford English Dictionary. You can't trust the American dictionary. The middle is centre not center, soccer is football and film theater is cinema. With you for most of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Sorry, how are dead languages relevant to Americanese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 And elevators are *not* things you put in your shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 No, those are 'lifts'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 You guys are funny. Continue please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 "Chips" and "buffalo chips" do not go in the same basket, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 You think your Commodore 64 is really neato! What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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