lemming Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Checks mic. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 *drops mike* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Be careful with those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 * sends Bazza $250 bill for replacement mike * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 *sends Pariah a post-dated cheque for 2020* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 *still a bit freaked out that the lemster checked in* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 *still jonesing for more lemming I thought I was clean but I just can't quit him* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Let's see ... if This attempt provokes another SQL derver error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The cats are most disturbed at the temporary relocation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The wife is a Jane Austen freak. I have been told we will be watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies on Feb 5th. I don't know how to react. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Bring tissues, and maybe a crucifix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 That won't work on zombies! He needs a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Maybe Zombies work differently down under? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Yep. Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail head full of zombie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 There's a STARLORD waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet usBut he thinks he'd blow our mindsThere's a STARLORD waiting in the skyHe's told us not to blow it'Cause he knows it's all worthwhileHe told meLet the children lose itLet the children use itLet all the children boogie And lady stardust sang his songs Of darkness and disgrace Lady stardust sang his songsOf darkness and dismay Well she's a tongue twisting storm, she will come to the show tonightPraying to the light machineShe wants my honey not my money she's a funky-thigh collectorLayin' on 'lectric dreams We can't dance, we don't talk much, we just ball and play But then we move like tigers on VaselineWell the bitter comes out better on a stolen guitarYou're the blessed, we're the spiders from Mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The wife is a Jane Austen freak. I have been told we will be watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies on Feb 5th. I don't know how to react. Bring tissues, and maybe a crucifix. That won't work on zombies! He needs a chainsaw. I recommend a violent emetic, taken clandestinely about five minutes into it. Your symptoms will suppress repetitions of similar experiences. More source material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 15 Actual Things People Learned At An Embarrassingly Late Age. http://www.knowable.com/a/15-actual-things-people-learned-at-an-embarrassingly-late-age Recently, a group of people were asked the following question: "What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age?" The responses, compiled from this (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2yhxa9/what_fact_did_you_learn_at_an_embarrassingly_late/?sort=top) AskReddit thread, are absolutely hilarious. I can't believe some of these. 1. That the little piggy who went to market wasn't going shopping for groceries. Last year it hit me. I'm 28. - MeOfAllTrades 2. The Beatles' song Twist and Shout goes “Shake it up baby now (Shake it up baby)” and not “We're shakin' a baby now (Shakin' a baby)”. - fgggr 3. It's called "metal" music because it's harder than rock. - HiDeAnkTum 4. It's "For all intents and purposes," Not "For all intensive purposes." Learned at age 30. - [deleted] 5. I was 23 on a trip with my girlfriend in San Francisco. We were both getting ready for the day in the bathroom and I needed my hair gel, so I asked if she could hand me my toilet treat bag. She seemed confused, I again asked, "Can you please hand me my bag of toilet treats!?" She ran out of the bathroom laughing. - nebraskateacher 6. I re-named a goldfish "rainbow" when I was 7 because it kept changing color every few months. I told friends about this fish for years like it was some mystical kaleidoscope fish. It hit me in the face a couple months ago that the fish wasn't changing color...my parents were just replacing it when it died without telling me. - christinaorr 7. I didn't realize that Mike Myers plays both Austin Powers and Dr Evil till the third Austin Powers movie came out. And Fat Bastard. And Goldmember. - thestilt 8. Until I was 17 I thought the term "getting knocked up" just meant having sex. As a guy, this was an awkward thing to constantly wish upon myself.. ("man, I wish Sarah would knock me up... like really good.") - I_Learned_Once 9. I thought if you just blew into a balloon it would rise. I didn't realize it was the helium that caused the balloon to float until I was 18 and receptioning at a salon and had an extremely embarrassing moment of blowing up the balloons, tying the strings to them, and asking a co-worker why they were just laying on the ground. She almost died laughing. - anjuloveskafei 10. Just talked to a coworker the other day who didn't know his name was Jason until 3rd grade. His initials were JT and his family called him by that and so he thought that was his name. During roll call in class the teacher was asking for a "Jason" and he just sat there thinking "some sucker is late for class". Then the name JT was never called and confusion ensued. - Yivoe 11. I didn't know that sex required motion until I was 18. I thought you just stuck it in and went to sleep, and that was sex. IWantALargeFarva 12. Somehow the conversation of superhero names came up with my girlfriend (29) the other day, and she mentioned Wolverine being named after wolves. I kinda looked at her and said "Wolverine was named after wolverines." She stared back blankly. One google images search later and I had taught a biology major about a new animal. pfthrowaway14 13. I thought the term "prima donna" was "pre-Madonna." I always wondered what happened before her that would demand a new term. Alvarez_Rules 14. I have some friends in their 30s who think behaving means being haved. (That's haved pronounced like shaved). They will ask their own kids "are you being have?" Like 'have' means good. thewitt33 15. I thought "I feel like a dog in heat" meant that you felt uncomfortably warm, like a dog in hot weather would feel. I was in the back of my friend's suburban on a road trip through Southern California when her parents asked if we wanted them to turn on the air conditioning. "Yes, please. I feel like a dog in heat!" doublethegin Source https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2yhxa9/what_fact_did_you_learn_at_an_embarrassingly_late/?sort=top L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I think I knew everything by age ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 The stories suggest that at least some of these people are trying to reproduce, and that scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Idiocracy was a future documentary that fell through a crack in spacetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Hmm, this reminds me of a couple of practical jokes that happened back in my younger days. May have to exhume them. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 ... Exhume the results of your practical jokes? I never thought your humor was quite that ... robust ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Some of my early attempts at cooking ... were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Much chili? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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