Cancer Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Just inviting the inexperienced to make an error of omission in their analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Then, the Dope Slap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Without the dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 But extra slap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Mallet Slap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Absence of mallets. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 That cannot stand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Never ascribe to mallets that which can adequately be explained by incompetence. Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 ... Mallards, you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Well, geese are something else, so be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Geeses ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Geese are aggressive, mean-spirited, and will chase you all around the yard, given a chance. They're pretty much downright evil. I don't mind that we ritually sacrifice one each Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Never ascribe to mallets that which can adequately be explained by incompetence. Wait... Did you mean mallets or mullets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Not millet, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Though I have had the idea of a scene where bodies are concealed in either a truck or a storeroom full of bird seed (which here in the US at least is dominantly millet). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Do you think they find their food a bit repetitive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Could be. The crows don't eat that stuff, for instance, but the juncos do. I think they all prefer sunflower seeds to millet, but those cost more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Ought one look up the cost/nutrition quotient ... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 I don't know how that works for birds (and different species of birds at that). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 I just thought fats and carbs. Trace elements is probably too finicky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Millet is low-fat; sunflower seeds seem more preferred. Not a surprise, that. I haven't found mention of carb levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Being seeds, those levels ought to be high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 The one recommendation I have seen so far is that crude fiber should be low and fat relatively high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Birds can get constipated too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Not over my car they don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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