Pariah Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Especially for little kids. Whenever I bathe Little Girl Pariah, I come away from the experience looking like I've been in a submarine that was hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Then all is well in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Especially for little kids. Whenever I bathe Little Girl Pariah, I come away from the experience looking like I've been in a submarine that was hit. I used to come away looking like one of the animals that didn't have a ticket for the ark. But the creatures are self-cleaning now, at least in theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 In a few years the theory remains of questionable validity; their technique is adequate when employed, but the frequency with which it is employed is way too low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Frequency is currently enforced by the maternal unit's OCD. (Seriously, three times a day is not unheard of.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 That's almost excessive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Her family owns a big chunk of a soap company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I could go on about the ball of untreated anxieties and anger management issues that I have to live with, but then this really would be the longest running thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 That's what we're going for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 The cats like raw catfish. Borderline cannibalism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 That's just silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 The cats like raw catfish. Statistically speaking, I suppose someone has to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Do, or do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Doo dah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Doo be doo be doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Tullamore Dew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Only under gun threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ah, laddie, that's all right, I'll drink for ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I thought you were Welch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I think most of my heritage is English, but the father's side claimed lowland Scots ancestry. Maternal grandfather claimed Welsh. Independent of blood, I find I like Irish whiskey more than most Scotches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 In other words: British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Do, or do not. Doo dah. Doo be doo be doo. "To do is to be." -Aristotle "To be is to do." - Nietzsche "Do be do be do." -Sinatra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 In a nutshell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 In other words: British.Ireland is different from Britain, and I am certain a number of people would express to you quite forcefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 But they're both part of the British Isles ... And you never said anything about Irish heritage - only whisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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