L. Marcus Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Curse notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Minor irritation #296: Put $2.00 into vending machine for a $1.50 item. Machine gives you ten 5-cent pieces in change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Put 'em in a sock and you'll have something weaponish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Minor irritation #296: Put $2.00 into vending machine for a $1.50 item. Machine gives you ten 5-cent pieces in change. This mirrors a situation I had a few weeks ago. What's worse than paying $1.50 to get a soda? Paying $1.50 NOT to get a soda. Stupid vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Those situations, they are the reason for you having a forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 You insensitive clod! Didn't you know Pariah has no forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Ah. Too many Glaswegian kisses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 That and small parcels of high explosive and time-delay detonators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 ... If you eat nitroglycerin, it is inadvisable to also swallow detonators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Well, detonators tend to be small explosive charges themselves, so swallowing them is inadvisable under any circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Unless you have a stuffed-up sinus that will not clear out, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 There is that. Try explosives after steamy saltwater, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Desperate measures, and that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I always just load up the neti pot with drano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Works wonders on the mucous membranes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 ...once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Drastic, but effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 The nuclear option for stuffed sinuses, as it were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Actually, a good whiff of chlorine will open things up also. And I can say that from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Chlorine wipes are good for cleaning hospital beds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 I know a guy whose roommate once tried to clean her bathroom with a mixture of bleach and ammonia. She stopped when her nose started to bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Ooo, that was not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 No, the bathroom is not an appropriate place to reenact World War I or experiment with weapons of mass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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