Pariah Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 True that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I wasn't good at skateboarding even when I was young and relatively spry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 My dad tried skateboarding for the first time when I was a senior in high school. Got a broken wrist for his trouble. I've never been on a skateboard for more than about 5 feet and/or seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 What good is being a hard-a$$ this quarter if students don't bother to research next quarter's instructors, so I have a humongous class next quarter? L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Wow, kids really are stupid nowadays if they don't even vet the instructors before they register. Unless it's one of those cases like I ran into on occasion, where you have to take a particular class to stay on schedule, and your instructor choices are the cranky old hard-@$$ or the unintelligible ESL professor from Guangdong. So the moral of the story is, learn Mandarin, and teach in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Around here, a better choice would be Bulgarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 A better choice would be Elvish and or Klingon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Not in these parts. Hell, I suspect we have Klingon Elves around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 What's worse, Klingon Elves or Vulcan Elves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Santa's elves, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ninja elves? Drow-rhymes-with-cow elves? Drow-rhymes-with-low elves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Storm giants with pointed ears, as the Real-Men-Real-Roleplayers-Loonies-and-Munchkins document says. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 You laugh, but I once played with a guy who insisted on running a half-elf-half-storm-giant. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 "Whatever gives the most pluses." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 More like "Whatever lets me justify any outrageous combination of stats, skills, and powers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 What's worse, Klingon Elves or Vulcan Elves? Well Vulcan's are just "space elves", right? (Thus Klingons would be orcs in space) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 You laugh, but I once played with a guy who insisted on running a half-elf-half-storm-giant. That would have been a *censored* marriage consummation (assuming they were married). And I could go one better, i reckon, gold dragon & storm giant! (maybe an amethyst dragon to match the skin colour of the storm giant) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 The rest of us played it as though the character was a deranged human. Because we were already playing as though the player was a deranged human. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Klingon Elves make fairly wretched cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 The rest of us played it as though the character was a deranged human. Because we were already playing as though the player was a deranged human. don't you mean deranged elvish-giant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Whatever you say, deranged human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 How do you know I'm human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 It makes us feel better to believe that you're human rather than a brown snake passing yourself off as a prey animal to sucker more food to come to your island. The truth is too unpleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I still like the idea of a dwarf half-giant/half-dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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