L. Marcus Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER . . . My mom almost had her womb prolapse. Came from birthing five big-boned babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah' date=' but they don't, like, self-destruct or mutate or grow stuff, much.[/quote'] Hmm, when was your last prostate DRE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Prostate, not so much fun. I've had worse. Possible TMI ahead: I've had camera's go up both sides now. The colon one wasn't so bad, since I was totally out. Except for the fact I had to have super laxitives the day before. The one to check out the bladder: HMOG! My wife got to watch the procedure and they put a local on, and then they shove the camera. I saw the instrument and thought, "I guess they attach something thin to the front" No luck. My wife said she barely stopped herself from saying "WTF!?" And them saying "Relax" didn't help at all. Though watching the camera footage was somewhat interesting. I know what the inside of my bladder looks like. And both cameras didn't find anything of consequence. No polyps in my intestine, and nothing alarming about my bladder. I have a small amount of blood in my urine. Why? No idea, it's not cancer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oh' date=' yeah, I know. I just prefer not to think about that stuff. During my yearly exams, I just stare at the ceiling and try to clear my mind.[/quote'] I think you're supposed to think of England... (or was that something else?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER That's something else. Sex, even with someone who's not very good at it, is WAY better than an annual exam. I still, to this day, entertain violent fantasies about the doctor who remarked, in the middle of the exam, "Oooh, you're pretty sensitive, aren't you?" It's too bad that's not the same doctor whose speculum I snapped shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Our family physician is female, and (I am told) keeps the speculum on a warming pad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Most of mine run them under hot water for a few minutes. I like it when they do that. That wasn't why I snapped the thing shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oh, I can believe that. Pretty sure I don't want to know what prompted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I was just startled. But I repaid the doctor; she was even more startled. Luckily, no fingers were caught. I don't think I'm quite so . . . er . . . muscular anymore. Also, I've learned to take deep breaths and relax as much as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Damn squirrels get all the luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Don't envy him TOO much; he's too busy passing kidney stones to get to take advantage much these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER . . . It will all probably even out in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'd believe that if I heard of more corporate CEOs being consumed alive from the inside by those burrowing beetles from The Mummy erupting out of nowhere at annual stockholders' meetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oooo, neat image . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Im... Ho... Tep.... Im... Ho... Tep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah, but Imhotep was a CEO wannabee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Imhotep was a I'm-a-ho-tep-I'm-not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah' date=' but Imhotep was a CEO wannabee.[/quote'] Imhotep was a I'm-a-ho-tep-I'm-not Well, he did try to start his own Pyramid Scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER LolCats are hiring. Icanhazcheezburger is hiring editors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER lolcats need editors? for what exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER read submissions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER LolCats are hiring. Icanhazcheezburger is hiring editors Heh. They're even in Seattle. Maybe I'll send in an app. My daughter would think that's too cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'd think that's too cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I even have editing experience, but somehow I'm not sure that tech editing for Star Date, doing the local AWIS chapter's newsletter for two years, and a month of editor pro very tempore for Astronomical Journal is the sort of experience they'd be looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER A friend once told me to never edit for a publication I like to read. I suspect this applies. Turning it into work to read sucks all the fun out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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