MisterVimes Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Superskrull I'll see your Dark Knight Returns and raise you a DK2. That vomitous mass of amateurish tripe is justification enough to make me want to strangle Miller with his own intestines. 'Sides, I don't know who the poser in the cape was in DKR, but it sure wasn't Kal-El, that for sure. Honestly, how could he NOT know there was gonna be Kryptonite in the final throwdown. Like the Bat was gonna be able to do squat without magic or Green K and I notice that Bat-mite wasn't invited to the scrap. Don't get me started (Vein throbbing in my eye). I mark it down to Super-Senility. Little snot has it coming after how obnoxious he was in Power of Shazam, too. Beat him like a three year old at K-Mart, Rick! You can argue Marvel vs Mar-Vell (Genis-El) all day, but I think that Billy (if I had parents they would dress me like this) Batson will find few defenders. Annoying little git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenebre Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 i just read teh marvel Vs DC last night.. meh.. lame but cute. at any rate playing heroclix last night heres some real ones we had near the end of a sad match up Doomsday vs Police man Doomsday vs. Hercules Doomsbay vs. Thug you get the idea :-) hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Impossible Man v EVERYBODY ELSE Impossible Man v Darkseid Impossible Man v Thanos Impossible Man v Aunt May can anyone think of someone that Impossible Man can't lose too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Chaosliege Wonder Woman vs Lois Lane Aunt May v Lois lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Escafarc Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Julius Schwartz vs. Stan Lee Stan Lee vs. Jim Shooter Tag-team match-up: Schwartz/Lee vs. those responsible for Crisis/Onslaught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by MisterVimes Don't get me started (Vein throbbing in my eye). I mark it down to Super-Senility. I hope so, 'cause otherwise Miller is a soulless husk who survives by devouring the dreams of others. Hmm. Well, I suppose he could be a soulless husk either way. Originally posted by MisterVimes You can argue Marvel vs Mar-Vell (Genis-El) all day, but I think that Billy (if I had parents they would dress me like this) Batson will find few defenders. Annoying little git. Yep. Snotty too. Seems to be behaving himself in JSA these days, but I'm watching him, regardless. On the other hand, when was Genis adopted into the House of El? Did I miss some cool comic like "Secret Crossover" where Arachnoman teamed with NIght Avenger to combat Ultimateman's newforged alien empire created while he was influenced by Crimson Element X? Personally, I think publishing this one through Image is a cool and sneaky idea. Also, severe head colds make me think weird thoughts when I've been up and unable to sleep longer than 3 hours a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Superskrull I hope so, 'cause otherwise Miller is a soulless husk who survives by devouring the dreams of others. Hmm. Well, I suppose he could be a soulless husk either way. Yep. Snotty too. Seems to be behaving himself in JSA these days, but I'm watching him, regardless. On the other hand, when was Genis adopted into the House of El? Did I miss some cool comic like "Secret Crossover" where Arachnoman teamed with NIght Avenger to combat Ultimateman's newforged alien empire created while he was influenced by Crimson Element X? Personally, I think publishing this one through Image is a cool and sneaky idea. Also, severe head colds make me think weird thoughts when I've been up and unable to sleep longer than 3 hours a day. Oooops. Genis-VELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcorp Man Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Color Changing Kid vs. Rhino Forbush Man vs. A Kid with a Rock (Kid wins) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Champsguy Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 On the "Superman vs Bugs Bunny" and other characters vs Warner cartoons, I'm assuming the cartoons are gonna win. Bugs Bunny, after all, knows magic. Vampire: "Abracadabra! I'm a bat!" Bugs: "Hocus Pocus! I'm a bat, too!" (baseball bat) Also, I'm gonna side with ionic energy over amazonian pms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Champsguy Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Originally posted by Morningstar70 (And thus, the Marvel tons wars begin anew! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ) Well, it hasn't kicked off on these boards yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Re Warner Of course the toons win ! ever see Bugs lose ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Re: Re Warner Originally posted by death tribble Of course the toons win ! ever see Bugs lose ? I've seen Bugs lose at least twice. To the Gremlin, and the Tortoise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Escafarc Posted March 5, 2003 Report Share Posted March 5, 2003 Re: Re: Re Warner Originally posted by Gary I've seen Bugs lose at least twice. To the Gremlin, and the Tortoise. He also lost to Marvin Martian's insta-critters when they fell into sewer. The last scene in that one had Buggs running to the hills:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Logue Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 The Spectre vs. Perry White... poor Spectre... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Richard Logue The Spectre vs. Perry White... poor Spectre... I guess Perry broke his secret stash of Super Cigars, then? Those things can even cure cancer, y'know. All that comes to mind now is the immortal words of Fred Flintstone... "Winston. It tastes good, like a cigarette should." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 6, 2003 Report Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by Morningstar70 Yup. Bugs doesn't obey the laws of physics, and he generally has his 10d6 Int Drain AoE Damage Field up. I like Simon alot, but Wonder Woman casually lifts oil tankers. (And thus, the Marvel tons wars begin anew! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ) Oh sure, but after all, oil tankers only weigh like 75 tons or so. After all, when Thor, Vision, Iron Man and Wonder Man worked together they were able to life that whole hypercompressed floating mountain thingie that Graviton accidentally made. That means mountains only weigh like 4-500 tons, tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cubist Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Nu-uh, the smart Hulk was able to lift a mountain and hold it off the heroes in Secret Wars, even when he was only able to get a little bit stronger from being mad and everyone was taunting him to do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by cubist Nu-uh, the smart Hulk was able to lift a mountain and hold it off the heroes in Secret Wars, even when he was only able to get a little bit stronger from being mad and everyone was taunting him to do it... Ah yes, if only we could mix 80 comic book situations with modern day movie ones... Hulk/Banner, holding up the mountain as best he can, "not sure if I can hold it..." Sphynx, "You dress in the manner of a male prostitute..." Hulk/Banner- "HULK SMASH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by cubist Nu-uh, the smart Hulk was able to lift a mountain and hold it off the heroes in Secret Wars, even when he was only able to get a little bit stronger from being mad and everyone was taunting him to do it... Wow. Those things are almost lighter than air. 'Course, Hulk is strongest one there is, even if he was Banner-Hulk at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starblaze Posted March 8, 2003 Report Share Posted March 8, 2003 And speaking of the Hulk..... The Comic Book Hulk vs. the Body-painted, Lou Ferrigno, TV Incredible Hulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 8, 2003 Report Share Posted March 8, 2003 Originally posted by Superskrull Wow. Those things are almost lighter than air. 'Course, Hulk is strongest one there is, even if he was Banner-Hulk at the time. It was a Jim Shooter book. You expected consistancy?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karma Posted March 9, 2003 Report Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by cubist Lobo vs. Wolverine (no, wait, that one was done- what the fu3k were those guys smoking? LOgan? Vs. Lobo, not even with the admantium, without he wouldn't evenlast five seconds- and I'm a Wolverine fan from way back). Which is why, I believe, it did last all of 3 panels. (1) They go over a bar, (2) a hand with a stoggie in it comes up (so we are still unsure), (3) Lobo follows. P.s. I think Jubilee was jibbed in the fight against Robin, only way she lost was 'cause she had the hots for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogier300 Posted March 9, 2003 Report Share Posted March 9, 2003 So I'm reading an old National Geographic from the late '70s in the bathroom today, and it mentions that the paint (just the paint!!!) on a modern mid-sized oil tanker weighs 400 tons. Just the paint on the outside of the tanker! 400 tons! Jeez Louise. So my vote for mismatch -- anyone who can casually lift a Supertanker vs. anyone who can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted March 9, 2003 Report Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by MisterVimes It was a Jim Shooter book. You expected consistancy?!?! Hmmm. Nah. Besides, I think he's probably responsible for Dazzler. I still remember that foul graphic novel she had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 10, 2003 Report Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by Superskrull Hmmm. Nah. Besides, I think he's probably responsible for Dazzler. I still remember that foul graphic novel she had. Shooter is a mixed bag. Good Shooter: * Writing LSH at age 14 * Creating the idea of direct sale comic books * His run on Avengers with George Perez (150-200, I think) * Founding Valiant * Insisting that all Marvel stories have a beginning, middle and end. * Devloping the Graphic Novel format * Driving all of Marvel's talent to DC (Hey, you wouldn't have had George Perez on Titans without him) Bad Shooter * Ripping off Roy Thomas (Secret Wars and the even worse Secret Wars II) * His playboy-esque Avengers novels * Dazzler (this was a good idea for the first direct sale comic?!?!) * Making Clairemont and Byrne Kill Jean Grey * Letting his Best friend bring her back because he said "Please" * Alienating DC to insure 10 years of no crossovers *Driving all of Marvel's talent to DC (You wouldn't have lost Perez, Alan Davis and a ton of others without him) * Being a mysogynistic creep * Dazzler the Movie Graphic Novel * Founding Defiant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.