Pariah Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 You have a plain hamburger and bun. You get your choice of any four toppings--no more, no fewer. Four toppings. What are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Mustard, dill pickle, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce (possibly swap jalapeño for either the lettuce or pickle as the mood takes me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Slice of tomato, mustard, lettuce (prefer a whole folded leaf of iceberg), sliced bread-and-butter pickle. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Mayo, mild cheese that melts well (maybe provolone or Swiss), sauteed onions (caramelized) and mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Cheese. Just cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Cheese, tomato and onion are more or less mandatory. That only leaves one. But you need a sauce. So there are actually very few choices here. It's only beyond this point that things get interesting. Unless you are really interested in what sauce you choose. Of course there are people with issues about meat and cheese, but that's no different than having an issue with beef. Irrelevant in this context. EDIT: Bacon is the fifth ingredient. I've also disregarded salt and/or pepper. So, hamburgers are a bit rubbish without at least six or seven ingredients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Mustard, lettuce, tomato, cheese tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 I will pile on toppings so that it looks like a mountain. I will have in fact a Hamburger Hill ! aylwin13, Cygnia and assault 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Lettuce, tomato, pickles and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 🎼I like mine with lettuce and tomato - Heinz 57 and French Fried potatoes- Big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer - God God Almighty! - Which way do I steer!🎶 J. Buffett (It had to be done, sorry.) Actually I prefer lettuce and grilled onions w/ Mayo on one side of the toasted bun and B-B-Q sauce on the other. 1 hour ago, death tribble said: I will pile on toppings so that it looks like a mountain. I will have in fact a Hamburger Hill ! Is that the hill you’re willing to die on? 3 hours ago, assault said: Of course there are people with issues about meat and cheese, but that's no different than having an issue with beef. Irrelevant in this context. EDIT: Bacon is the fifth ingredient. If you’re going to have meat, cheese & bacon all together......you can’t have a Kosher pickle.😇 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroGM Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Heinz 57, Bacon, Swiss cheese, Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Mustard, bacon, melted American cheese, dill pickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Tjack said: Is that the hill you’re willing to die on? Why, Yes ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Ketchup, Mustard, Dill pickle slices, and Cheese.. and some days I go without the cheese. I'm rather drab atimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Cheese, bacon, grilled onions and BBQ sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Cheese (Cheddar or Swiss) Red onion Bacon Lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Robble, robble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Obviously I'm a communist, because I don't care for cheeseburgers. It's not a strong preference, but it's there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 My choices would be (Superman powered drumroll please): Extreme sharp cheddar Onions BACON Strawberry syrup (flavor) Let's all get together and have some great gaming EXCITEMENT!!!!😛😛😛😛😛😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cancer said: Obviously I'm a communist, because I don't care for cheeseburgers. It's not a strong preference, but it's there. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Redundant, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 The issue of lettuce has been keeping me awake. On the one hand, it is bland, and can be left out, but on the other, if it isn't there, it's not a properly balanced burger. Reluctantly, then, I have to change my strict four ingredient list to: lettuce, tomato, onion and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Slight preference for the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 7 hours ago, death tribble said: I will pile on toppings so that it looks like a mountain. I will have in fact a Hamburger Hill ! A hill to die from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Honestly, if I want lettuce, I prefer romaine or bibb/butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Mayo, Mustard, Jack cheese, and a green chilli.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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