Cancer Posted May 10, 2022 Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Kinky Kinkajou You can induce humans near you to hallucinate that they have encountered a talking kinkajou (a New World tree-dwelling mammal related to raccoons and coatis) which has descended from its tree and is proposing they spend a few hours performing mutually enjoyable unnatural acts of a sexual nature. The hallucination includes an appropriate (???) episode if they accept the proposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2022 Lava Expectoration - allows you to belch hot molten rock, like the guy on Incredibles II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Mutaris: Latin for "you are changed." Inflicts a random mutation on the target...maybe good, maybe....not so good. Think Wild Cards, or the Deck of Many Things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 7 hours ago, unclevlad said: Mutaris: Latin for "you are changed." Inflicts a random mutation on the target...maybe good, maybe....not so good. Think Wild Cards, or the Deck of Many Things. I have the first two sets of the Wild Card books so I know how effective some of these changes can be. But Deck of Many Things ? Oh dear. Normalise I turn something odd back to normal. Like an erratic flashing light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Oddjobber: You can throw your hat accurately for dozens of yards. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Pneumatic Flatulence - Passing gas does Knockback damage to your foes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 Quince Essential Summons a recipe that requires a quince to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Running Clueless - Allows you to compete for political office. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Scar Allows you to put a scar on body. Comes off when required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Transform Into A Gazebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Uglification allows you to make a room or building ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Velocirapture - you use the speed force to send people to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Wake You attend a vigil beside someone who has died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Xeroautography: You can transform yourself into a 2-dimensional representation of anything you can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2022 Report Share Posted May 12, 2022 Yank This enables you to pull something once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 Zigzag: You can run at incredible speeds, but not in a straight line. New Topic: Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 The Arglebargle Ribbon of Demerit, awarded for speaking continuously for at least an hour without conveying a clear idea of what one is talking about. Used to be given much more frequently than it is today, back when filibusters were common in Congress and in state legislatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 BAFTA British Academy of Film and Television Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Calder Cup, presented to the champions of the American Hockey League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 The Darwin Awards!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Scooped, oh well I'll do a double. The Double Cross, highest honor of Pottsylvania and for E, the seemingly defunct Eagle Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 The Faraday Prize and Lecture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Golden Globes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 The Hugo Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Ig Nobel Prize Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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